On Monday, September 15th, Howard Stern was caught in a web on his stale satellite radio show saying he was under attack by a giant spider that came from the ceiling or overhead light fixture spinning a web of fear.
The problem is, Howard's been sitting in that same spot on his stale satellite radio show for just about 20 years, so cobwebs are starting to form.
Howard broadcasts from inside his Hamptons sinkhole with Beth making sure she has life jackets hanging on the walls nearby just in case the water pump stops working.
But if Howard doesn't plant himself days before airtime, he risks being late having to hobble down that staircase to his basement to unbolt that heavy metal door to his soundproof studio. He can take the elevator but he's a bit afraid to do that in case he gets caught between floors and Beth won't be home for days and he's never discovered and dies from lack of food and water. Beth is rarely in residence and has her gopher personal assistant photograph cats and upload dozens of photos daily to her IG show to pretend Beth is busy when all she's busy with is recovering from her latest round of cosmetic procedures.
Sad But True
In light of him just winning an Emmy award for his game show, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire", it's been press released that the Jimmy Kimmel late night talk show has been canceled.
ABC announced on Wednesday, September 17th, that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air 'indefinitely' after Brendan Carr, the Federal Communications Commission chair, criticized comments Kimmel made earlier this week about the motives of the man accused of killing conservative activist Charles James Kirk.
Carr also suggested the FCC could move to revoke ABC affiliate licenses as a way of forcing Disney, the network’s parent company, to punish Kimmel.
The controversy started Monday when Kimmel questioned the ideological leanings ascribed to Kirk’s accused killer, Tyler Robinson, and said the 'MAGA gang' [i.e., supporters of President Trump and his 'Make America great again' slogan], were trying to 'score political points' by calling Robinson a left-wing radical.
'The MAGA Gang [is] desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it,' Kimmel said. 'In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving'. ..."
Jimmy Kimmel was expected to do his show from Brooklyn as he normally does each year, and one of the guests was to be his fellow Emmy award winning Stephen Colbert. NOW, that show is expected to also be canceled. The tapings were scheduled for September 29 - October 3, but now I think Kimmel can cancel his flight.
On the September 17th Stern satellite radio show, Mariann From Brooklyn [Stern's paid worshipper], was cued to bring up the shows Jimmy is doing from Brooklyn, and she asked if Stern would be there, but now it seems, Stern doesn't have to worry about any meetup with his pals Molly & Jimmy.
Beth Still in Summer Reruns
Yes, Beth is still uploading old unpublished photos from old photoshoots from years ago, this one is from when she hobbled downstairs to Stern's studio inside their Hamptons sinkhole basement to plug her "Coco & Friends" calendar that was released in 2025 and available for pre-order in late 2024.
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