Summer Sizzle Doing The Twizzle 🎶⛱️😎🌞

Team Beth Fan Page are happy to have a two-month break from the rarely live stale Howard Stern satellite radio show and we hope all Beth Fans are enjoying sizzling summer fun.

Timeshare Tag Team

As usual, Beth O Stern hosted her family at her Florida Flophouse & Timeshare Animal Tax Shelter back in April 2025, as Beth has since pushed Walter the cat across that Rainbow Bridge so she can garner more attention for her birthday today, July 15, 2025. 

As blogged about a few times, Beth initially wanted to time Walter's death in 2022 with her 2023 calendar pre-sales and instead her cat Grogu got pushed over the Rainbow Bridge first for those sympathy sales. Now, Walter can meet up with him and dish the dirt on their famous mother Beth and compare notes and CATastrophes on weathering the storm of being locked in cages and only let out for meals and photoshoots for their camera hog mom who thinks she's a model.

Beth normally empties out her stale closet and dumps the clothes onto her sister-in-law Amy "Grets" Ostrosky that are those muumuu type dresses with an elastic band around the mid-section because Beth thinks she's a tall and thin supermodel instead of a Charlie Chunk model wannabe.

Beth's Big Butt Braves the Water

as Poor Walter is Already Forgotten

Since we all assumed the aged cat Walter was dead and gone [BFP 7-10-25], Beth has a ball frolicking in the ocean at her Hamptons sandpit sinkhole where Howard has a rowboat in the basement on standby where he broadcasts his stale Sirius satellite radio show just in case his bucket buddy named Bud gets behind in baling out that flooded basement.

Apparently, Beth has completetly forgotten about Walter the dead cat and we assume he's been or will be added to that huge urn that sits in Howard's master bedroom where Beth says all of her ashes end up as we can just imagine when Howard packs up and moves to his final resting place across the Rainbow Bridge that Beth tells his daughters they can visit him at the urn viewing in the master bedroom.

Beth was all happy today since it's her birthday where she said she does this each year when she runs into the ocean showing off her huge ass. 

I mean, is this a joke? She makes sure to cover up and hide that huge facelift from the sun as well as those glued on hair extensions because if they get wet, they will ball up into one big rat's nest and have to be shaved off thus ruining thousands of dollars of hair pieces that have to be reglued to her head.

Poor Beth can never compete with the famous supermodel Heidi Klum but Howard keeps pushing this idea that Beth can bare her butt in a bikini and it's just a disaster. 

In contrast, Heidi always posts dozens of videos and photos on her IG show and she's always caught topless at some exotic foreign beach resort. Beth could never go topless anywhere because then we'd see her weird left deflated breast and her bizarre hardened right breast implant that juts straight out. It would be a fright show.

Heidi has countless genuine modelling photos because she is still scouted to promote clothing, lingerie, bikinis, you name it while Beth is scouted by no one but her aged cheese talk radio host husband who crashes Hamptons parties and sneaks off in his limo with Beth hiding a few bottles of booze under her huge dress.

We're not sure which one's Tom and which one's Heidi. 
Reportedly, Tom is on thin ice with Heidi when she emailed him
asking him to detail his accomplishments during the past week
or he may face termination.

Cherry Picked Again

I can't believe how that stale cherry picked pattern Dolce & Gabbana dress sure gets around. Beth wore it first when she went to see Brooke Shields at The Carlyle Hotel last year when she did an embarrassing one-woman show where she told stories and sang off-key and then Tamron Hall wore it on her show and now philanthropist Sylvia Hemingway resurrected it but it was the long sleeve version wearing it to the Bastille Day Luncheon held on July 14, 2025, hosted by the blog mascot Jean Shafiroff.

Screenshot is from the 8-30-24 Beth Fan Page blog entry.

7-14-25 Bastille Day Luncheon, Maison Barnes, NYC.

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