Oscar Worthy

The 97th Academy Awards was held in Los Angeles on March 2, 2025, and it was the same long and boring affair, but we love the red carpet to see what everyone wore and the Oscar parties to see what celebs showed up since that's where the real action is anyway.

Highlights happened at the Elton John AIDS Foundation party and the Vanity Fair party with the handsome Damian Hurley escorting his mom to the events since he is still trying to shop her around but her price had to be reduced to an embarrassingly low amount.

March 2, 2025, Damian looked dashing at the Elton John
AIDS Foundation Oscar party while Chalamet looked
like a lemon popsicle at the Oscars where he lost the
Best Actor award to Adrien Brody.

Handsome Hurley poses with his mom Elizabeth
at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on March 2.

Howard Horns in on Oscar Hoopla

Howard gets mad each year when he tries to horn in on the publicity surrounding the Academy Awards by trying to interview the host and some of the nominees because he always runs into a brick wall and is snubbed.

All Howard could score this year was an obscure songwriter and producer Andrew Watt as his pre-Oscar interview. Andrew did lose in the Best Original Song category to the Emilia Perez song "El Mal". 

Howard said years ago that he was replacing Barbara Walters as the host of a special TV interview show following the Oscars but of course that never happened. [Ref: BFP 1-8-15 and 1-3-23 as examples]

Howard has no clout to actually get to the Oscars or to the fabulous Oscar parties and Beth is mad that she just sits home and is unpopular. The Sterns now have to come up with something to do on Oscar night to appear too busy and famous to pay attention to the Oscars and will just heckle them.

This year, the Bon Jovis got STUCK WITH THE STERNS because it happened that Jon's birthday is March 2, which fell on Oscar night this year. So Beth and Howard Horninsky horned in on Jon's birthday party and Jon couldn't get rid of them.

Boobless Beth can't compare with supermodel Heidi Klum who dazzled
onlookers with her knock-out dress showing off those knockers at the Elton John
AIDS Foundation Oscar party on March 2. The Sterns are ignored pariahs around
the Oscars and can't score any Oscar party tickets like the famous Heidi.
All the Sterns could score was a stale birthday party appearance for old man
Bon Jovi whose birthday fell on Oscar night giving the Sterns a
chance at appearing too busy and famous to attend any Oscar parties. 
Beth perplexed people at the Bon Jovi birthday party by wearing a
nightgown getup with a rosebud stuck in the middle to hide
her botched cleavage. 

February 28, 2025, the Savior of SiriusXM Satelltite Radio Andy Cohen
scored an invitation to the pre- Oscar party in Los Angeles along with
Kelly Ripa and her former stripper husband, with the likes of Adrien Brody
and Mick Jagger also in attendance. Where were Howard and Beth?
Snubbed, as usual.

Here are the March 3, 4 and 5, 2025, exclusive transcribed Stern show excerpts starting out as usual with a cartoon of Virulent Beth, a comic series originated by the famous Dame Beth-Man:

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