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Beth Stern barely has any clothes at her empty Florida fortress or at her sinking Hamptons sandpit because the Sterns have been emptying out that Hamptons house they are reportedly trying to unload and it may go to auction if the Sterns can't unload it soon. So Beth has the same clothes for years and just keeps wearing them ad nauseam.

No one is sure the date of any of her Instagram photos because these cats she posts photos of are a jumbled mess, no one is tracking them. 

Once in a while the charity she shills for, the North Shore Animal League, may lose a cat here and there and Beth has to try to retrieve it from her bushes which is where Buddy the cat comes into the picture. You can plug his name in the search bar at the footer of this blog for his fishy story. He was a complete unknown cat that suddenly got loose at her Hamptons home which happens frequently, yeah, like with Jessica the Rabbit that Beth let out and alleged insiders claim that it got eaten by coyotes, oh, 'don't ask' says Beth about that rabbit that vanished overnight.

Cash poor Beth no longer shops at Net-a-Porter to purchase her designer knock-offs and is stuck with multiples of the same stale t-shirt with the green version at her Florida house and the blue version at her Hamptons sinkhole that the Sterns are desperate to unload, even having his old desk and satellite radio broadcasting equipment that was provided by Sirius transported from his Hamptons home to his Florida home to pretend he lives there when he doesn't. 

Superstar in Florida

Suddenly, Howard is divulging that he is broadcasting from Florida since this blogger has long said that Russell Brand is hot on his heels to snag a spot on SiriusXM with his own show. Russell has reportedly moved to Miami and is in thick with POTUS' buddies RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz, who can't help but expose himself to Russell. Please keep your shirt on, Doc.

Russell Brand has just under 7 million subscribers to his podcast
while Howard Stern barely has 2.5 million YouTube subscribers.

SNL Snubs Stern

Howard hides out in Florida to pretend he was too famous to attend the Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary special yet the Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio Andy Cohen managed to score a ticket to the once in a lifetime event. I guess Howard's little Weekend Update stint in 1997 wasn't enough to garner him an invitation.

2-16-25, Cher's handler makes sure to trot her around to every
event possible to try to get as much dough out of that nag
before she drops dead at the finish line.

Here's this week's Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts but of course we always start with a joke from Virulent Beth, a cartoon originated by the famous Dame Beth-Man

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