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Beth Stern barely has any clothes at her empty Florida fortress or at her sinking Hamptons sandpit because the Sterns have been emptying out that Hamptons house they are reportedly trying to unload and it may go to auction if the Sterns can't unload it soon. So Beth has the same clothes for years and just keeps wearing them ad nauseam.

No one is sure the date of any of her Instagram photos because these cats she posts photos of are a jumbled mess, no one is tracking them. 

Once in a while the charity she shills for, the North Shore Animal League, may lose a cat here and there and Beth has to try to retrieve it from her bushes which is where Buddy the cat comes into the picture. You can plug his name in the search bar at the footer of this blog for his fishy story. He was a complete unknown cat that suddenly got loose at her Hamptons home which happens frequently, yeah, like with Jessica the Rabbit that Beth let out and alleged insiders claim that it got eaten by coyotes, oh, 'don't ask' says Beth about that rabbit that vanished overnight.

Cash poor Beth no longer shops at Net-a-Porter to purchase her designer knock-offs and is stuck with multiples of the same stale t-shirt with the green version at her Florida house and the blue version at her Hamptons sinkhole that the Sterns are desperate to unload, even having his old desk and satellite radio broadcasting equipment that was provided by Sirius transported from his Hamptons home to his Florida home to pretend he lives there when he doesn't. 

Superstar in Florida

Suddenly, Howard is divulging that he is broadcasting from Florida since this blogger has long said that Russell Brand is hot on his heels to snag a spot on SiriusXM with his own show. Russell has reportedly moved to Miami and is in thick with POTUS' buddies RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz, who can't help but expose himself to Russell. Please keep your shirt on, Doc.

Russell Brand has just under 7 million subscribers to his podcast
while Howard Stern barely has 2.5 million YouTube subscribers.

SNL Snubs Stern

Howard hides out in Florida to pretend he was too famous to attend the Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary special yet the Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio Andy Cohen managed to score a ticket to the once in a lifetime event. I guess Howard's little Weekend Update stint in 1997 wasn't enough to garner him an invitation.

2-16-25, Cher's handler makes sure to trot her around to every
event possible to try to get as much dough out of that nag
before she drops dead at the finish line.

Here's this week's Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts but of course we always start with a joke from Virulent Beth, a cartoon originated by the famous Dame Beth-Man

#dawgshed #howardstern #snl #bethostern #andycohen #cher #nsal #hamptons #florida #siriusxm

Heidi Ditches AGT 😮 Stern Still Snubbed

On Howard Stern's satellite radio show this week, he mentioned how Heidi Klum is being replaced by Mel B at the judges' table on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) which is sort of old news. 

I mean, Mel B has been a judge on some of the spin-off shows of AGT after she left as a permanent judge. So she's been buzzing around looking to come back permanently on the regular AGT show that airs during the summer.

However, Howard really didn't give the full report. He didn't say that Heidi quit AGT to go back to doing her Project Runway series. 

"NBC is making a change to its judges table for the upcoming 20th season of its summer juggernaut America’s Got Talent.  Heidi Klum, who has been on the show for 11 of the past 12 seasons, is leaving. ... The news of Klum’s exit follows the announcement last month that she would be returning to Project Runway, a show she initially hosted on Bravo from 2004 to 2017. The reality competition is back for a new 10-episode season in 2025 to air on Disney’s Freeform and stream on Disney+ and Hulu."

https://deadline.com/2025/02/heidi-klum-leaving-americas-got-talent-mel-b-season-20-premiere-date-1236276764/

Mel B has been waiting for Simon to wave her in and return as a permanent judge on AGT and Howard's mad he is snubbed once again. As blogged about several times, once Howard was ousted from AGT, he was stalking Simon to get back as a guest judge and obviously, Simon said no.

Pinched and Pulled Back Mel B had major plastic surgery to appear
camera ready for her closeups on AGT.

Simon copies the Beth Fan Page's "Virulent Beth" pose on the AGT
red carpet. The 'Got Talent' shows were conceived and owned by
Simon Cowell's Syco Entertainment. It has spawned spin-offs in
over 69 countries. Howard's only spawned a bunch of useless radio
show tapes, a few failed attempts at a TV talk show, and a bunch of
unaired TV pilots that were rejected by the networks because
they were deemed unwatchable crap.

Stern Snubola Revisited

Howard Stern can't let it go that he was let go from AGT after its fourth year of broadcasting the show from New York to accomodate Howard and to see if it would affect ratings. It did, thus starting a four-year downward ratings spiral until the network moved the show back to Los Angeles to save it from the chopping block. The Beth Fan Page has blogged about all this numerous times in the past and you can plug in some search terms in the search bar at the footer of this blog to bring up those older blog entries. But Howard acted all mad again this week saying that Simon stole his judging job when no such thing occured. Simon only suggested Howard to NBC as a guest or part-time judge anyway, never full-time and that's the end of that story but Howard can't let it go. AGT was moved from LA to NYC and that's how Howard horned in on the show in the first place. The show was moved back to LA due to Hindenburg Howard tanking the ratings and the rest is history.

Following are screenshots from the 

December 11, 2024 Beth Fan Page:

SiriusXM Superstar Andy Cohen Hosts

Another Town Hall

As Howard Stern runs and hides in his bunker waiting for a doc to show up to his basement cosmetic surgery center to bump up his Botox, Andy Cohen is front and center once again hosting a huge Town Hall. This time, it's to promote another installment of the movie Bridget Jones Diaries.

Rebranded

The Beth Fan Page has talked about this before, that Stern's boss Jennifer Witz was reportedly courting Russell Brand to have his own show on SiriusXM and he would eventually take the Stern spot with only Howard 101 airing his old stale reruns and not waste any more money producing new material.

Now, Witz's dream is getting closer and closer to reality since Russell Brand has just moved to Miami, Florida, according to recent reports. Of course everyone knows that SiriusXM has studios in Miami, Florida. Hint, hint, hint, Howard. Go ahead and stay the next five years per the contract you signed five years ago, but your replacement could be snapping at your arthritic heals.

Here's this week's exclusive Stern Show

 transcribed excerpts

#dawgshed #simon #simoncowell #howardstern #martians #candy #valentinesday

#robertplant #becomingledzeppelin #andycohen #siriusxm #melb #agt #heidiklum

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The genius and mastery of the musical innovations of Led Zeppelin, who were the foundation for what would become hard rock and heavy metal, are the greatest rock band that ever was and will ever be as they are captured on film as never before. 

To experience how greatness came together by the Hammer of the Gods, "Becoming Led Zeppelin" is a must for any music lover and fans alike who adore not only the masterful accomplishments of the musicians and the gorgeous lead vocalist Robert Plant, but to witness history that will never be repeated in any lifetime. CGI, AI, cannot compare with the creation inside the minds of collaborative geniuses who have mastered their corner of the universe combining forces that were unstoppable and we are now lucky to see Led Zeppelin on a movie screen in all their glory as you bathe in the sound of their impossible blend of musical genres spanning time and space as we gaze upon the beauty of the Golden God himself.

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To be where I have been

To sit with elders of the gentle race

This world has seldom seen

They talk of days for which they sit and wait

All will be revealed ...

     - Kashmir

Jimmy at his house on The Thames where his newly
formed band were rehearsing and writing songs.

What is Beth Becoming?

A whole lotta nothing because, as already blogged about, we were awaiting her big appearance on a daytime TV talk show to plug her Great American Rescue Bowl that is airing today on Super Bowl Sunday, and it never happened. This is the first time in her animal bowl history that Howard Stern has failed to get Beth on any network show to plug her bowl. Last year she did an appearance on The Today Show but she was a no-show this year. And of course it is no surprise that since 2017, Howard can't seem to score Beth any freebie corporate tickets to the front row of any fashion show during New York Fashion Week going on right now.

February 6, 2025, Andy Cohen had the host of Animal Planet's
"Puppy Bowl" on "Watch What Happens Live" as the club bartender
to plug his bowl. Interesting how Andy failed to plug Beth's big
Great American Family (GAF) channel's Rescue Bowl on his show.
This is the third year in a row Beth's hosted the GAF Rescue
Bowl and nobody cared.

February 9, 2025, a screenshot from Beth's GAF Rescue Bowl that
was taped at the North Shore Animal League where there are giant photos
of Howard Stern [to the left] and Billy Joel [on the right] since they
donated dollars to fund the cat center. Beth appeared briefly screeching
on camera wearing a leopard print bed jacket and fought with a cat that
was in her clutches and the cat was never seen again in the broadcast.

Horse Head Beth tries her best at mimicking the styling and
big red lipstick smile of Christie Brinkley and said at the end of the broadcast
that she can't wait to see everyone again next year. 

Super Bowl Snow Day

Katie Lee Biegel [formerly Billy Joel's wife and personal friend of Howard and Beth Stern], posted a snow day photo today of her weird daughter Iris. She has only showed her face a few times when she was a newborn baby and now hides her face from prying candid cameras. I have blogged about this disturbing child before, most recently, on the 8-11-24 Beth Fan Page blog entry. Don't forget Howard did a painting of an Iris after Katie gave birth to her daughter named Iris with Beth connecting the dots. [See prior blog entries dated 2-21-21, 2-14-22. and 9-7-22 as examples.]

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#nsal #becomingledzeppelin #ledzep #robertplant #jimmypage #johnpauljones #iris

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