Ringo Raintree Beatle

Desperate for attention and another Grammy award, Ringo Starr looks like a comic character posing in a cowboy hat with his new glued on wig and beard and dark glasses to hide his facelift, yet his elephant ears give away his advanced age.

Ringo is attempting to plagiarize Robert Plant who turned to country music several years ago in collaboration with Alison Krauss and T-Bone Burnett which garnered Plant six Grammy awards according to IMDb (Plant has received other Grammy awards and nominations outside of his country music collaborations). Ringo tried the country bit in 1990 with Buck Owens and received a Grammy nomination but it went nowhere.

So here we are at the Circle Back Corral hoping Ringo will become famous again since he basically needs the notoriety and cash to fund his multiple properties and keep the alleged hushed kids at bay and his wife "Barnacle Bach" from writing a tell-all when he crosses the Rainbow Bridge.

Starr Struck

Beth Fans know that Howard Stern has remotely hosted interviews with celebrities who appeared at the SiriusXM studios in Nashville several times in the past but this major interview with Ringo Starr in Nashville for a Town Hall did not get thrown at Stern but it was thrown at the aged country singer and songwriter Rodney Crowell. The Town Hall is broadcast on the SiriusXM Beatles Channel 18. The famous T-Bone Burnett, who teamed up with Robert Plant on several Grammy-award winning albums, is collaborating with Ringo on their new album called 'Look Up' which was just released but he had a loser listening party last November.

I thought this was a facelifted Ellen Barkin and a cloned Ringo Starr but it's Joe Walsh's new freak facelift & fillers and Ringo with a new facelift and a new black wig and beard. Howard needs to contact Ringo's $cience Lovers Chapter in London to get this kind of a makeover:

These two look like wax figures who escaped from the museum
and need to be back by midnight.

Brooke Badgers Fallon

Brooke Shields is making the talk show rounds with her latest book "Brooke Shields is not allowed to get old" - yet her same stale stories are OLD and we wish she would stop with her phony revelations about her past and her present dramas to try to appeal to the average housewife. She is selling a bunch of dry shampoo, a hair serum that supposedly boosts something in your hair and then a regular shampoo and conditioner on her "Commence" website. 

Howard Stern got stuck with Brooke on 4-4-23 [see the Beth Fan Page blog entry that same date] when she was promoting her movie produced by Ali Wentworth's company called "Pretty Baby" as Howard is reportedly still badgering Ali to make a biopic about himself and of course his rarely vertical wife Beth Ostrosky Stern, but no one will finance it. 

Brooke was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and sprayed his hair

with her 2-in-1 Instant Dry Shampoo.

Trump Trumps Harris

The world must face it that Donald Trump won the Presidential election over Kamala Harris. On inauguration day, January 20, Joe Biden was forced to hand over the reins of his failed administration to The Don with Melania his model wife incognito in case any stray bullets might hit her bulletproof hat while Biden is stuck with his aged fried frizzy haired former babysitter wife.

Ivanka Trump's outfit and style for the inauguration was reminicent
of Eva Peron and her Inaugural Ball gown was a copy of
Audrey Hepburn's dress from "Sabrina".

Here's the January 21 & 22, 2025, 

Stale Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #maddog #ledzeppelin #dog #dogstar #siriusxm

#melaniatrump #potus #inauguralball #president #trump #biden #jillbiden #joebiden

#coffee #robinquivers #becomingledzeppelin #imax