I mean, it was devoid of any new stories and Howard dusted off that old script when they went to a resort and a sexy masseuse flirted with Beth, but this time, it was Beth who had the hots for a woman at the place where they were staying and followed her around and took her picture.
Howard was really struggling to come up with stories about their trip to Italy with Jimmy and Molly Kimmel. He really needs to storyboard this stuff first but we all know he can't draw his way out of a paper bag. He used to doodle self portraits with a magic marker and now he uses computer programs to generate artwork. His sister Ellen does the same thing. She takes photos and then overcolorizes them causing the viewer to become nauseous.
To summarize the Italy trip, Howard was bored, he cried at Michelangelo's private parts, horned in on a freebie stay at Rachael Ray's home in Tuscany, and Beth almost died chomping on a fishbone that got stuck in her throat. That's it, folks, as everyone knows the timing of this whole thing is suspect, what with last year Beth saying she was flying to Paris and this summer, Howard was only in Italy a few days and flew where? Home? Or to Don Buchwald's residence in Paris with this trip funded by the Stern/Buchwald agency?
Yeah, that's it in a nutshell that contains the peanut brain of Howard Stern trying to come up with content for his flailing pay radio show and Beth's flailing Instagram show featuring a few cats shuffled around by staff at the North Shore Animal League while getting ready to send photos of her cat Cocomelon to a printer for a calendar for next year. Also, New York Fashion Week is starting so we can expect Beth to pretend she doesn't care that Howard can't get her into the shows anymore so she does her own Florida closet fashion shows because her porch fashion shows ended abruptly when her empty mansion was invaded by reptiles.
Here's Wednesday's stale Stern show transcribed excerpts:
#dawgshed #howardstern #jimmypage #turnthepage #page #plant
#tuscany #italy #bethostern #molly #jimmy #jimmykimmelshow
#rachaelray #wolfmanray #portuguesenotitalian #noel #underthetuscansun
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