Haunted Second Honeymoon in Italy 🍷👻

Beth and Howard Stern have been trolling around empty Lake Como because all of the in-crowd are crowded into Paris, France, for the opening ceremonies and festivities of the start of the 2024 Olympic games.

Beth has been posting a few photos from their trek around Italy for their second honeymoon with alleged insiders insisting 'cousin' Noel Clare Ostrosky was with them too.

Howard purportedly footed the entire tab for this jaunt to coerce Molly and Jimmy Kimmel to come along as cover stories because of the presence of Beth's beloved Noel O who hid from prying candid cameras. This way, Noel would just blend in as part of the entourage.

The photo [left] is of Beth in a giant bed sheet haunting a pier with her fat ass and crooked ponytail hiking to deck chairs at an empty Lake Como pier stuck with common tourists because the richy rich people are in Paris. That's why Howard went to Italy now for the cheap half-price timeshares and reduced resort prices.

As usual, big butt Beth always wears huge clothes when out in public, and the same with her trolling around Italy and Lake Como, yet on her Instagram show, she loves to post big bathing suit shots of herself taken at her Hamptons photoshop ranch. Whenever Beth Stern is in public in an uncontrolled environment and not in her private photoshop studio, she covers up and hides that huge body of hers, normally only showing her long monkey arms and not much else.

Did they visit Uncle Tony again in Tuscany? The photo is from 2018.

Beth's ship has already sailed as she hikes to deck chairs on Lake Como.
She posted this photo on her IG show on 7-27-24 and then deleted it. She always
 wears enormous giant bed sheets when outdoors where candid cameras are
 around so Miss Model can hide her fat ass and chunky lower body. She can
only show those monkey arms and barren deflated breast implants and
nothing else unless the photos are first airbrushed to death.

Paris Olympics Opening

Cheapskate Sterns were already back home when the big opening of the Paris 2024 Olympics happened on 7-26-24. They missed seeing stiff bodied Celine Dion in person on stage at the Eiffel Tower to warble out a melody in French and gee, Beth speaks fluent French, right? And her 'cousin' Noel speaks Italian. What an international family. Ha. But, the cash poor Sterns were nowhere in sight while the rich and famous were crowded along the Seine to watch the river boats float by of all the athletes from the various countries that are participating in the Olympic games. But wouldn't it have been romantic for the Sterns to huddle at a table sipping wine along the Seine watching the boats float by? Well, yeah, but Howard could barely afford the stale strip to Italy with his 'cousin' Noel in tow let alone trekking to Paris.

Prince Albert at the opening of the Olympic Games 7-26-24.
Didn't Howard and Beth want to be in plastic bubbles watching the boats sail by?
Maybe, but the stale Sterns could hardly have afforded a ticket and would've
been snubbed anyway by the power elites in the crowd.

Editor of US Vogue Anna Wintour and movie producer Baz Luhrmann on 7-26-24
at the opening day of the Olympic Games in Paris. Gee, you'd think Beth
would be a guest of Anna because Beth was a famous model everywhere.

The beautiful and famous Queen Latifah on 7-25-24, Prelude to the Paris Games,
throwing up the hand signals. Maybe the Sterns need to do more of this if
they want the top invitations in the elite circles and stop slumming
with those loser Kimmels. Although, the Sterns couldn't afford the entry fees
to the elite events anyway.

This was either the Statue of Liberty or Celine Dion performing at the
Eiffel Tower as the finale to the spectacular opening ceremony
of the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris.

Beth's Menopausal Meetup

Superstar Beth Stern was back posting reverse selfies on her Instagram Show posing with her funhouse skewed camera lens to alert her fan she is back in the Hamptons horning in on a sales event hosted by Ali Wentworth. Of course Brooke Shields was there along with the aged hagatha Jessica Seinfeld and Ali's BFF bed buddy Mariska Hargitay.

Beth always walks like Molly Shannon on "Seinfeld" in the episode
"Summer of George" with the segment about the woman who
never swings her arms when she walks.

Forget the vibrators, Beth, you need a giant necklift.

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