Howard Stern Keeps Coming

Howard Stern is panicking over his annual summer furlough and fights it every year yet his boss Jennifer Witz fights harder to keep him off the air to stop producing new useless shows adding to their giant useless stale pile of archived shows.

Whatever Andy Cohen has, Howard wants, and Howard is relentless at badgering Witz over a third channel dedicated to music, like Andy has with his Kiki Louge. Howard has always fought to get three channels when Witz is desperate to downsize him to only one but she needs that second channel [Howard 101] to air the boring backlog of show tapes to try to get money out of them. They can just run continuously and get sponsors to pay for it so the satellite company can try to make some dollars but no sense out of this whole Stern show debacle.

Howard's old nose and old wig meet up with Andy Cohen
to talk about his Private Parts.

During Howard's furlough last summer he did a few shows approved by Boss Witz but only on a weekend since they need to plan those because everything is on tape for his Summer reruns and they need to make air space, get approvals to go on the air, etc.

NOW he is getting a jumpstart on his impending furlough and horning in on other people's shows as a guest DJ on Lithium. Yes, years ago Howard did the one-off phone call into a show or photobombed a Town Hall, but Howard never does this. He is too big and famous to appear on other shows yet it shows how desperate he is to remain relevant. 

Howard keeps using that same stale phony photo from
his book and everyone hopes he stops coming.

Beth is badgering Howard for a second Sirius book of
interviews featuring all of her interviews as a big guest star
of the Stern show along with bragging about the interview with
Joe Biden and Beth posing with him as if she were his wife.
Jill Biden was not at the interview so Beth took her shot. 

Rerun Beth Update

Beth is just throwing out anything on her Instagram show seeing what sticks. I mean, these photos are askew and goofy as if they were pieced together in someone's Hamptons photoshop studio.

Same shirt but his year she has bangs again yet cropped the alleged

current photo on the right.

Here's Wednesday's Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

#dawgshed #jellyroll #howardsonaroll #betheatsrolls #roll #pastry #donuts

#jenniferwitz #howardstern #siriusxm #andycohen #kikilounge