More Human Than Human

The 96th Academy Awards were held in Los Angeles last night with celebrities looking like plastic automatons with shiny silicone spray coating cementing their foreheads in place so no creases show on camera walking the red carpet and in the audience busting out of their bustiers trying to hold everything together.

Everyone knows why Emma Stone won a Best Actress Oscar for her performance in "Poor Things" because it's a thinly disguised story based in facts not yet in evidence about the Frankenstein experiments going on around the globe with clones emerging and becoming more human than human.

Interesting that SiriusXM ran commercials during the broadcast yet failed to publicize Howard Stern or let he or his horsewhipped wife score a ticket to the broadcast or any of the posh parties going on around the event.

Of course the famous Heidi Klum was at the Oscar parties because she is still on television and doing other work in the entertainment field, modeling, having her own clothing line and much more. She was briefly fired from "America's Got Talent" when Howard was also ousted from the show, but Heidi was rehired by Simon Cowell and has been there ever since. Heidi never misses any top events and is a famous globetrotter while Beth Stern is just a trotter going in circles around her empty Florida fortress time share sanctuary.

3-10-24, Heidi Klum with one of her twin husbands at the Elton John AIDS
Foundation Oscar viewing party.

3-10-24, Heidi had a costume change for her appearance at the Vantiy Fair
Oscar after-party but we not sure if she switched out the twin husband
for the other twin.

Cat Closet Selfie Florida Fashion Show Update

Beth Stern continues with her pathetic cat closet fashion show selfies where she can quickly lock herself inside in case any of those little Godzillas that inhabit her property break into the house and snatch a cat or two and that's why she is rarely poolside and only runs out for a two second photoshoot with spotters in case a reptile snaps at her ankles.

Notice Beth officially has the Botox Smirk so famous among celebrities including Howard. I have done blog entries about this before [4-2-18 and 12-4-19] but Beth has a new Botox smirk face in her recent cat closet fashion show as one wonders what she is hiding behind her pudgy cat other than a pocket of fat she needs liposuctioned STAT.

Beth keeps doing these reverse selfies in her cat closet mirror which is weird but what can you expect from a woman snubbed by New York Fashion Week since 2017. She puts on her own Florida fashion shows as blogged about before, when they were porch fashion shows until the reptile invasion then she's does her selfie hotel fashion shows when Howard is in Miami taping some shows.

Howard has his ghost painter busy coming up with more
artwork during his time off from taping his stale satellite radio show.

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