Stern 70th Birthday Bash

Howard Stern's birthday is on Friday, January 12, but he said on today's Sirius satellite radio show that his wife Beth Stern will not be available on that day but would be planning a birthday dinner for him and a few friends but he didn't specify the date of that dinner.

That's the reason for having to arrange anything in print and by phone with your own wife is because Howard lives in New York and Beth moved to their Florida Fortress Flophouse and Time Share back in 2021 when she was moving out of the Hamptons house for good [BFP 2-7-21 and 5-10-22]. You might notice on her Instagram Show she barely shows any of the Florida house and mainly lives in a room off the huge laundry area and kitchenette area with her feral felines that she houses for a few days before dumping them onto foster homes. If other corporate guests are in residence, Beth can hover around and help with the operation of the house. She lost Ralph as her toadying busboy at the Florida house, but she has her own personal assistant Amy Grets who helps hire the help. 

Howard has already stated that since Ronnie the Limo Driver moved to Las Vegas, he has a new driver because why? Because he needs a driver around town to take him back and forth to the Sirius studios. As already blogged about, Howard's been back at Sirius since around March 2023. He did broadcast an impromptu show from his Hamptons B&B during the summer when he holds fundraisers for Beth's Furry Friends foundation, where people stay conceptually for free at the Hamptons home providing guests leave a hefty donation to Beth at the door on their way out. The Hamptons house has been reportedly on the market since the Covid Invasion of 2020 when Howard hoped to unload that sinking ship but all he got was a few people snooping around the digs and making lowball offers while others had a contigency that rowboats be provided in the sinking basement.

Of course Howard hangs onto his original corporate penthouse apartment in Manhattan with Beth planted beneath him and she uses that to shuttle cats around and broker deals to dump them onto the same foster homes or back to the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson and board member, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). Beth normally holds court in her apartment in New York and meets with NSAL staff, with her NSAL assistant having a key to the place.

Howard was at the Sirius studio on December 13, 2023, before he took off for his vacation and got an extra week off in January to close out the Ralph Cirella file permanently and tie up any loose mouths neatly with a money bow. He claimed on the air that he was sick claiming he was fighting Covids over the holiday break. But that's why his Sirius New York studio is never dismantled, it's because Howard is still broadcasting from there and pre-taping interviews.

Howard and Maren Morris at Stern's NYC Sirius studio 12-13-23.

1-9-24, Jess Cage Show, Los Angeles, Sirius Town Hall with the cast of
 "May December". Howard can't get the current and relevant celebrity guests
anymore so has glommed onto the music gimmick trying to get his
own music channel like Andy Cohen has called the Kiki Lounge.

Howard's Wants to Perform 'Mundane' Sex on Beth

As Howard mentioned on yesterday's satellite radio show that the birthday gift he wanted was a mundane sex act and he said how much he liked Beth in her cat print pajamas and she posted selfies on her Instagram Show of only her wig in those pajamas because she often takes wig selfies and thinks they're sexy [see yesterday's blog entry dated January 9th for context].

So, on today's Stern show he requested Beth wear those pajamas while HE performs a sex act ON HER - not the other way around as he inferred on yesterday's show. So that leaves everyone wondering what he will do to Beth in those gawd awful fugly pajamas with cats all over them. 

I guess we can guess that he wants to do what Beth said herself he does. She was quoted as saying live on his radio show before they were married, that Beth's dad had a mental image of Howard having anal sex with Beth. Yes, she said that. So we can assume that's the 'mundane' sex act he wants while she wears pajamas? Who knows, but no one wants any details of what two aged senior citizens do in bed.

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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