Orange is the New Black

Big news on the Howard Stern satellite radio show today. Yes, Howard could hardly keep his wig pasted in place when Ronnie revealed his new glasses that looked like sunglasses and Howard thought he was copying him with the orange tinted glasses that he wears all the time but Ronnie's are more gray looking. Yes, this is what you are missing when you skip a day on the Stern show.

Plus, Howard talked about the gifts that he and Robin Quivers gift each other for birthdays and Christmas which was an extension of the script from last Wednesday's show, where Robin keeps sending Howard a million boxes yet Howard doesn't tell us what's inside because we all know it's just Robin regifting the numerous corporate freebie gifts that she and others on the shows at Sirius get from SiriusXM sponsors and people who want Howard or Robin to promote their stuff on the air. 

Robin has no clue what goes on in her life. She basically lives in the middle of a tornado of activity surrounding her especially since she lost Ralph Cirella who used to escort her to dinner and the theater as Robin's paid companion so she's been floundering a bit lately without Ralph. Same with Beth, who depended on Ralph to turn on the lights before her big arrival at the Florida Flophouse & Time Share Cosmetic Surgery Center and Cat Clinic.

Beth is still despearately trying to stock all her properties with cats to keep the IRS guessing as to what she is actually doing as she claims her little corner of the mansions as animal rescue rooms and her own apartment in New York is rarely filled with anything but worker bees from the North Shore Animal League passing cats around pretending to review applications for adoption when all they're doing is shuffling them to various foster homes.

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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