Fancy Feast

I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday feast this Thanksgiving and enjoyed their time off. I sure had fun with lots of ice cream on my cake.

As usual we get the leftover turkeys Howard and Beth Stern where Beth is shuttled off to Florida for the holiday and Beth posts a bunch of reruns of herself passing the pix off as current while Howard stays in New York fawning over his family with his mother kickin' it to the curb. 

Beth even messes up one of those phony feline cat names because she can't keep them straight. Those cats she pawns are not kept at her Hamptons hellhole for more than a few days or at her other properties either because it's just to market and dump them back at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). The joke is that you never choose the cat you want. Beth just posts a bunch of random pix of cats on her Instagram Show and you have to go to NSAL to figure out which cat you get.

Beth Fan Page Inspires Beth's New Cat Names

On the 11-14-23 Beth Fan Page blog entry, this blogger said that Dolly Parton sings like Elly May Clampett so here comes Beth with her Dolly and Ellie cats she is marketing on her Instagram Show - and, yes, she misspelled Elly from the "Beverly Hillbillies" TV show character. But this blogger said it first and Beth knows it.

Beth's Merch Grabbag

Beth always has her year-end cash grab season where she tries to unload all that cheap jewelry and t-shirts she's been trying to sell all year because the poor multi-millionaires need their merch business to stay afloat while Beth gets her teeth floated once again.

Beth's Beehive

Numerous times in the past and as reported on this blog [see the blog sidebar and 'Pages' section], is that Beth has a bee problem in that she's always harassed and followed by bees and Howard says bees are always flying around Beth indoors and out but yet she can't stop posing in flower wreaths. Howard also gifts Beth giant horse winner's circle roses for their wedding anniversary and she keeps putting flower wreaths on her head and she wonders why she is bothered with bees along with bats in her bellfry. This blogger has also pictured Beth numerous times with flower wreaths in her beehive wig in the various 'Virulent Beth' cartoons that are original to this blog and featured almost daily when Howard is doing his stale satellite radio show.

Beth's Bogus Photos

Beth always batches her photos from all her little staged selfie photoshoots and stores them on her iPhone and she passes them off as current. That's why it appears the selfie monster never ages. It's because her photos don't age. They were taken years ago and batched together in photoshoots because Howard keeps pushing that selfie-inflicted narcissist he married as a real model when zero real modeling photos exist outside of some random newspaper photos when she still lived with her mommy and daddy and worked for a loser pay agency in Pittsburgh. After that, all her monster modeling photos of a 35+ year-old Beth were courtesy of Howard's payola to some magazine or tabloid to take Beth.

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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