But there are scores of candid pix of Heidi all over the Internet of her globetrotting with her twin husbands photographed on a yacht on the French Riviera and attending major celebrity media events while Beth just trots from her laundry room to the kitchen photographing her Lucky Charms.
So here we go with the Summer of Beth with a Social Life magazine cover feature [see the blog sidebar and blog entry dated 6-29-23].
Since this is the third summer in a row Howard's boss Jennifer Witz put the fritz on the Stern SiriusXM satellite radio show, it's easier for Howard to devote all his time to this herculean task of making Beth famous and getting her in free magazines and the online tabloids that need summer filler.
Last year during Stern's furlough, he got Beth a calendar photoshoot by the charity that pays her as their useless spokesperson and board member, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). See the sidebar of this blog for that major blockbuster scoop that NSAL had to slash Beth's calendar from $30 to $15 to get people to pre-order that calendar featuring 12 photoshopped photos of Beth that no one asked for.
But, just about every year around her birthday on July 15, Beth is down for the count, counting down the last days of her pets that are going down and ending up in ashes as Beth is continually traumatized by her fake age birthday and something has to die to pay for it. She has to transfer her trauma to another living thing and gain sympathy and donated dollars to her Beth's Furry Friends (BFF) foundation as Beth should patent and trademark her Grieving Grifter persona to get some sympathy donations to her Birkin Bag Fund, so it should really be the BBF foundation.
Last year we had the deaths of her cats Yoda and Grogu with the plagiarized Star Wars names that Beth kicked over the Rainbow Bridge into oblivion. The deaths were timed with Beth selling jewelry as advertised on her BFF foundation website, her calendar she did with NSAL, and with her birthday which is in July to gain sympathy donations to her foundation.
What else is timed during the vacant summer months of Beth O Stern, is the annual visit by Howard Stern's partner Mary McCormack who played his movie wife in "Private Parts". As exclusively revealed on this blog, Andy Cohen, the Savior of Sirius, interviewed Mary and asked about her annual visits to the Sterns' home and she confirmed she stays a few weeks each year to coincide with her and her husband's wedding anniversay. Howard's been a mentor, friend and business partner of Mary's for decades and the pairing continues what with this blogger's bombshell report on the Mary-produced movie "To Leslie" that was a subject of a major Oscar nomination scandal. See the blog header for the blog entry dates of that bombshell report that was then copied by all the online media sites.
Beth needs to be the focal point when Mary and her family do their annual Hamptons Hostel visit so pet deaths play into that to turn the focus back on Beth. As blogged about since the Covid Invasion of 2020, the nation could finally dump those useless Sterns sucking up their booze and food at numerous Hamptons events since everything was shut down, but now that all events are back open to the society crowd, the Sterns have been shut out and shut down once and for all. As stated, Howard did finally get Beth another Social Life magazine cover but that was all that Beth could brag about for two years and counting. See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 6-29-23 and the blog sidebar for that info.
Completed Capital Project Posting Celebrity Photos at NSAL
I'm not sure Beth has gotten the credit she deserves for completing the herculean charitable task of nailing giant celebrity photos to the walls at the NSAL adoption center located on the North Shore of Long Island.
Everyone remembers that Beth instituted her initial foundation when the Stern bulldog Bianca kicked the can in 2012 and shortly thereafter started Bianca's Furry Friends which was a foundation formed in conjunction with NSAL to raise money for a capital project to nail enormous photos of celebrities to the walls of the adoption center.
Since that BFF/NSAL capital project has been completed, Beth moved onto a new foundation called Beth's Furry Friends so she can separate her previous foundation with NSAL from her new foundation so she can now hoard all the dough coming in with only a peanut portion going out to buy a few cat toys for the caged cats at her various properties as Howard continues to try and get buyers for that sinking Hamptons Hell Hole he bought with his Sirius salary to house Beth and set up their feral feline farcical charity gimmick. The animals are now shuttled between their properties to try and expand their charity gimmick and most are now housed in Florida where Beth has been shuddered for most of the year.
Beth's Urn of Death
The death of Bianca the bulldog kicked off Beth's new foundation feature of throwing her pets ashes in a giant urn in their Hamptons home master bedroom suite. Beth was a famous urn model for Whirl magazine showing off that giant urn and it's so huge because she plans a death every few years or death clusters and the animals end up in that urn. It's kept in Howard's master bedroom because he is rarely in residence and doesn't like to spend the night there due to Beth galloping up and down those stairs all night catching chocolate-covered pretzels in her teeth until he throws a rubber football at her banana head to get her to calm down.
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| See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 9-12-17 for the report on Bianca's urn in Howard's Hamptons master bedroom. |
Howard's Rogue's Gallery
Beth likes Howard to do drawings of her upcoming deceased animals and today for Beth's birthday, he drew a picture of Beth which looks like it was done by a 10 year old so maybe he is hoping she's next for the grim reaper. Howard is in a fantasy world that he is a famous portrait and pet painter and can sketch out Beth on a moment's notice, when he tries to hide the fact she's got a huge nose, crossed-pea eyes, an underbite with enormous horse teeth and chin implant.
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| Howard paints some of the animals right before they cross the Rainbow Bridge. |
Birthday Beth Etch A Sketch
Howard did a sketch of Beth for her birthday today as she turns her real age of 54 years old. Notice how he drew her chest area how it really looks. It's all flat and vacant with no cleavage and with no left breast implant and only a right one that juts out as shown in IG photos from 2016.
Romancing BedBy8
Howard and Beth Stern are regular fixtures at the home of richy rich Ali Wentworth and her munchkin husband because they have a production company. They produced biopics for Taylor Swift and recently for Brooke Shields and Howard wants one about his big life where he keeps trying to get a TV show but always boomerangs back to radio and Beth wants to see her big phony photos on the big screen so she can brag to Howard's side of the family feud about how famous she is for marrying an aged pervert on the radio.
Updated Beth Pet Death Tally
Let's update the pet death count for Beth as she pretends to foster animals when all she does is round them up for a big day of photoshooting in person or via remote viewing of a few rabbits in another location and counts that as being a foster charity business inside her million dollar properties desperate for a selfie tax write-off. The Sterns' pets' deaths normally coincide with a big publicity event for them, like Beth on a magazine cover to emphasize how she is grieving yet brave to attend events that are about her or Howard.
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