"You gotta know your customers" - Howard Stern

Howard Stern made that comment today on his last stale Sirius satellite radio show for the summer when it's the same phrase Beth has repeated in the presence of celebrities as if she's so funny and snarky when she's just scripted.

As blogged about when Beth said she knows her customer in reference to Howard to Emily Blunt in a conversation, Emily repeated that statement during her interview with Howard on his radio show. Nothing is ad-libbed in Stern's world.

For reference, see the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 5-11-2021 and 6-26-23 with Beth saying she knows her customer, meaning Howard, which we find out is their stupid schtick Beth banter scripted by Stern.

Howard doesn't get it, that everyone knows Beth is a giant purpose girl, so their little schtick falls flat. It's common knowledge he married that character from "Arthur" when Arthur has the famous line during their dinner, Arthur gasps, "You're a hooker? ...I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!"

It's their schtick, oh Beth knows her customer -  but Howard doesn't know
that it's a dig at Beth because he's stupid. Beth was no society maven and
all she ever modeled were barstools at Nobu thus making the
comment seem like Beth's a giant hooker in context. 

Yes, we all thought it was strange that Beth would grow a brain and in essence, stand up to Howard claiming he is her 'customer' when that's the phrase Howard came up for her and he let it slip out on today's radio show.

It's common knowledge Howard scripts everything in Beth's little life, he always critiques what she will wear in public - mainly when she used to go to red carpet events pre-Covid Invasion - but now she does nothing and goes nowhere. But Howard carefully constructs her loser career. He even traveled with her to Vegas when she was taping that loser reality game show "True Beauty" and he picked out what she would wear. Of course, that was a lawsuit settlement deal with Telepictures and they only did a second season to stick Beth somewhere because that's the only way Howard can get her work, or for himself for that matter, is via a lawsuit and settlement deal. So both Howard and Beth's deals have dried up and they are getting zilch.

But, Howard confirmed it today it was his phrase since he let it slip out and said nothing about Beth using it because she is just repeating his scripted statements. That's why Beth has used it in 'private' to celebrity friends when NOTHING gets out on the Stern satellite radio show unless it is pre-approved by Howard and in some cases, his lawyers. Their relationship is all concocted and a way to get a dig at someone or show up the ex-wife since Howard is still seething she got about three quarters of the Stern fortune and Howard got his married Manhattan man cave with a Beth O stuck in it. He's been working around the clock ever since the divorce to recoup that dough.

Pre-Recorded Parker

Nothing has shown up on the media pages today to prove that Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Stern studio today for the interview where she plugged the new Sex and the City series called "And Just Like That". 

Most of these Wednesday interviews are already in the can as is Howard always in the can with his toilet humor, but no one likes Sarah. This blogger has blogged about her before. Reference the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 5-3-2015, 2-9-2018, and 6-21-2023 to name a few.

All of those actresses on "Sex and the City" hate each other, but they especially hate Princess Sarah. That's why she has no female friends and the only ones who can put up with her ego are gay males like that hanger-on Andy Cohen who was on 'Sex and the City' years ago in a little extra part in one episode as a shoe salesman before he became his own producer on Bravo TV and then the Real Housewives franchise he produces. He did manage to hang onto his TV career with his show "Watch What Happens Live" and that's how he's maintained his status among celebs because they want to be interviewed on TV, not on a stale Sirius phone app like Howard Stern has.

Sarah reportedly dated all her leading men but struck out and ended up
with the pudgy bratpacker Broderick who cheats on her. Allegedly, the only
way she could get the famous manslaughterer to marry her, was threaten
him with a pregnancy. Sarah banned Britney Spears from guest
starring on the original "Sex and the City" because she was young
 and pretty, and Jessica was only one of those back in the day.

Sarah has had nips and tucks along that aging road, with
some saying she's had two nose jobs like Howard Stern. Of
course, all those phony photoshopped pix don't hurt either.

Here's the last of the Stern Show transcribed excerpts for the summer. Enjoy.

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