Florida Fashion Week Revival

As blogged about on this famous blog, after Howard Stern bought his Florida Mystery House, he began staging porch fashion shows for his wife Beth Stern. 

The sole reason was to deflect from the fact he could no longer score front row seats to any of the important shows during New York Fashion Week and Beth was getting embarrassed and miffed she was dissed by every designer out there. Her last appearance at a show during New York Fashion week was in 2017, as documented on the blog sidebar, where she posed with fake trees and grass.

Then, the Florida porch fashion shows were abruptly stopped once the Florida house was overrun with reptiles, thus the reason it was known as the Stern's Reptile Ranch but they initially had no clue when they bought the property that it was overrun with a bunch of little Godzillas that eat everything in sight including birds and kittens so Beth had to hoof it indoors and hide out with her brood of faux foster felines that she houses there hoping for a selfie tax write-off for her selfie foundation Beth's Furry Friends. This foundation was formed after the completion of the selfie capital project for the charity she still works with, the North Shore Animal League.

As stated on this blog, when howard bought his Florida Mystery House, he has never moved in, but shipped Beth there along with all her little cat toys in early 2020 as documented on this blog when she showed her fan her empty Hamptons closet and only her wedding dress specimen in a glass case had to be moved. Howard frequently said on the air in 2020 and 2021 how Beth was moving carpets out of the house, cleaning out their garages, and now, as revealed on the April 15, 2023 blog entry, the Hamptons house is only used minimally, with Howard back inside his Sirius Studio in New York. 

So, we've come full circle only to circle back to the Florida Fashion Shows with a solo Beth modeling a bunch of weird clothes.

Howard has never moved into their Floriday Mystery House
and has it constantly under renovation for tax loophole purposes.
Beth houses a few cats there and only uses a few rooms for
her Beth's Furry Friends Foundation business and reportedly employs her
family on a time-share basis. Alleged insiders report that sometimes
Howard's constant toadying companion Ralph will use the house for
his own vacation purposes and alert staff ahead of time because he doesn't
want to cross paths with Beth O's side of the family feud.

Beth can no longer do porch fashion shows at her own Florida house due
to the reptile invasion so now she runs outdoors for two seconds so her
toady assistant can snap a photo before she runs back indoors. Beth likes
to pretend Howard is there and lives with her when he doesn't. He
visits the basement cosmetic surgery center and will recuperate there, but
he is not a permanent resident in this corporate-owned home.

Beth started incorporating her famous Florida Fortress Retaining Wall
modeling photos into her Instagram show.

Beth started her Florida Fortress porch fashion shows when she could
no longer score a seat at New York Fashion Week.

The porch fashion shows were timed with New York Fashion Week
to deflect from the fact Howard couldn't get her a ticket anymore
and no one was looking for Beth to hog a front row seat.

Beth had to stop her porch fashion shows when the reptile invasion happened
at her Florida Fortress.

Beth has reinstituted the Florida Fashion Week Show since she is not getting any attention anywhere else except on her own Instagram Show.

Here's today's Stern Show excerpts:

#dawgshed #howardstern #siriusxm #sxm #bethostern #bethostrosky

#florida #porch #floridafashionweek #fashion #reptiles #reptileranch