Diary of a Met Gala Meltdown

Beth Ostrosky Stern never disappoints year after year of being snubbed for the biggest event of the year, the Metropolitan Museum of Art annual fundraiser commonly called the Met Gala featuring a specific theme each year to raise funds for a costume and fashion exhibit.

The Editor-in-Chief of Vogue magazine has fronted the event since 1995 after taking over Vogue magazine after the famously talented Diana Vreeland. Once the turn of the 21st Century, Witch Wintour had successfully turned Vogue magazine into one of the most boring reads in history yet it continues due to the corporate ownership and tons of advertisers funding its legacy. 

Even though it was originally Diana Vreeland who put celebs on the cover of Vogue, she did it sparingly making it an exclusive and special issue. However, Witch Wintour allowed any Hollywood star to buy a cover feature for themselves which some say was due to the magazine heading for hard times, so the celebs like Oprah Winfrey on the cover saved it from tanking especially since the photoshopping budget alone was sinking that ship. But celebs like Oprah were more than willing to fork out the dough to get that coveted cover. The image of Oprah had to be shrunk and dunked with airbrush paint to make that tank fit on a standard magazine cover in the first place.

What makes this year's Met Gala especially a cut-low for Beth, is that Karl Lagerfeld is the theme and he is famous for his beautiful cat who inherited a chunk of the estate and she is the most anticipated guest at the gala this year with poor Beth and her cats ignored as usual even though she haunts her empty Florida Mystery House with cats scattered throughout hoping someone will make her famous before the spirits find that laundry room where she hides, hoping that construction never stops on the mansion or she will surely die and be swept up into the afterlife.

The Met Gala 2023 scheduled hosts were Dua Lipa, Penélope Cruz, Roger Federer and Michaela Coelway, and guests will celebrate Lagerfeld’s work for Chanel, Fendi, Chloé, Balmain, Patou and his eponymous brand across his six-decade-long career.

Mirroring the title of the upcoming Costume Institute exhibition, this year’s theme is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty,” with the latter phrase referencing the talented artist’s incredible line drawings. While Lagerfeld has long been synonymous with Chanel, the fashion house that featured as the Met Gala’s theme in 2005, this year will celebrate the iconoclast’s work from throughout his distinguished career, which included stints at multiple other labels.

Beth's Met Gala Meltdown

In the past, Beth's gone crazy around this time of year to deflect from the fact she can't crash the Met Gala, and the lying Beth Stern thinks she's a big time global supermodel yet one wonders why Anna Wintour has never heard of her, yeah, maybe because her nickname is Lying Beth. She never modeled anything but giant coats and polyester pants in catalogs in Jersey and Pittsburgh or in fugly newspaper ads.

Examples of Beth's Annual Met Gala Meltdown

from Prior Photos from the Beth Fan Page

Can this picture of these two who are afraid of daylight
be more BLURRY and OBSCURED?? They hide from
uncontrolled lighting because of their plastic surgery
faces and weaved wigs.

Notice this is not a permanent Stern Studio in Miami because none of Howard's books are anywhere to be seen in camera shot.

Howard will always be in a windowless studio
with pancake makeup and dark lighting because
in uncontrolled natural lighting you could see all his
giant plastic surgery procedures and obvious weaved wig.

Notice that Bon Jovi does not care how he looks as he appears in a studio with
windows in an uncontrolled lighting environment at the Sirius Miami Studios.

Here's today's Stern Show Excerpts

Jeff Cagle of Radio Andy posted this video May 1, 2023 with
Priyanka in New York not in Miami at the Sirius Studios.

Met Gala 2023 Highlights

Jared Leto was let out of his coffin looking like an
Egyptian Vampire. Looks like Jared forgot to
let the cat out first.

Gisele Bundchen showed up in her wedding dress
looking for another pigeon husband to bully.

Interesting how the late night TV hosts could horn in. Fallon and
Seth Myers were also in attendance because these guys are on 
television, not a Sirius app like Howard Stern.

Interesting how these Stern friends snubbed the Sterns.
Andrew Saffir, Jill Kargman [w/her husband], and Daniel Benedict
are all Stern friends. Saffir and Benedict started the Cinema Society movie
screenings and Beth has not been allowed in since 2019.

You can't hide it when you get OLD. Which one's the guy here?

Nicole Kidman with her cute son. I almost like Nicole's new wig
with the black velvet bow in the back but the dress was ill informed.

Yes, Dame Beth-Man was there and posed in the portrait studio.

That's it for another Met Gala

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