Howard Never Gives Up

It's no secret, especially to the Beth Fan Page, that Howard loves Katie Lee's buns and he makes it no secret especially when he purchased his own apartment near Katie Lee's Kitchen in New York near his now-corporate apartments in the Millennium Tower, only to have her move from there and into a new place in New York City with her husband Ryan Biegel. 

It had been reported that Katie Lee had wanted to sell off her Hamptons home she won in her divorce from Billy Joel [the famous singer and performer] because she was tired of Howard hiding in her bushes trying to peek at her pancakes, but she does frequently film her show there for the Food Network. Yes, just do a search of this blog to bring up those numerous blog entries tracking the alleged fatal attraction of Howard with Katie's beach bites sometimes biting off more than he can chew.

Beth Stern was getting too jealous of Katie Lee once she had a human baby with Beth forcing Katie to pose with her cat Helen as if it were a newborn baby. Katie has since separated herself from the Sterns with Katie going onto being hired by the Hallmark Channel just as Beth was being fired, and Katie got a TV movie deal and still works for the Food Network while Beth works on her spray tan.

The Sterns have been banned from Katie Lee's Hamptons house
since Howard won't get out of her bush.

Oh gee, now what? Uh-oh, I just invoked Brooke Shields and her "Now What" podcast - NO, BROOKE, this was not a call to action, I don't want to be on your show!

Katie has separated herself completely from the Sterns and since Katie had a human baby which is Kryptonite to the Sterns, Beth can't handle it and can't handle how famous Katie has become since ditching her old meal ticket and trading it in for a younger version. Katie has a successful TV movie on the Hallmark channel and books, cable TV deals, the list is endless for the famous Katie Lee leaving loser Beth O in the dust and grime on her reptile ranch in Florida.

How interesting that since Beth has been doing her own selfie photoshoot from Florida this past week along with her toady Amy Grets and her entire family of Os, no reptiles have been seen or heard from when usually, that place is overrun with every reptile known to man, roaming around the yard, the pool, inside the pool having a swim, oh gee, now that Amy Grets has been there with her family, no reptiles anywhere. I guess Beth hired Crocodile Dundee to take care of things while The Fam is there and Howard is expected to be there for another furlough from his work because his boss Jennifer Witz has him in retirement mode now anyway hoping to push him completely out the door in another few years when this last contract renewal expires. Howard only visits the Florida Fortress for his cosmetic surgery procedures since he has never moved in, he's only moved Beth there. 

Beth frequently posts photos on IG of all the reptiles roaming around
her Florida house but somehow they all disappeared when
her family was there this past week for Easter. I wonder what
she did with all of them.

On today's Stern Show, Howard claimed that Sirius wants him to appear live and in person to interview guests at their Miami Studio but the opening is stalled due to the under-performing of its platform. So don't hold your breath, Howard.

However, alleged insiders know that this is just a thinly disguised way of tracking down Katie Lee's hometown and tracking her whereabouts as she frequents Florida. Katie went to college in Miami and goes back to visit various parts of Florida to film segments for the Food Network along with her husband and she brings her daughter to visit her mother-in-law. 

It's a whole young family thing that Howard wants a part of as he pines away for Katie's hot cross buns at Eastertime in the Hamptons while Beth was holed up with her family in Florida. Yes, Howard's got his life finally the way he's always wanted it, separate from his wife and able to stalk, I mean, visit a much younger brunette with sticky buns. It's a dream come true if only Katie doesn't file another one of those damned restraining orders where he has to hide in a bush 50 yards from her house but she does sometimes take pity on him and let him nibble on her chicken legs.

Now here's today's Stern show excerpts that are exclusive to the Beth Fan Page.

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