Toothy Tuesday

On today's Howard Stern satellite radio show, he continued the riveting discussion with his sidekick Robin Quivers about his root canal surgery that he had over his furlough break these past two weeks and now he is back on the air to provide his health report and his fan was excited about that. There is no slowing down Howard as he sits in his rowboat tied to his desk leg so he doesn't drift away in that sinking bargain basement radio studio he has in the Hamptons with his wife Beth finally moved to Florida as reported many times already on this famous blog, yet of course she still bops around between their properties to keep her cat snatch and dump business going at full steam. The timing was right for her to hoof it to Florida for good because she was getting snubbed at all the New York and Hamptons society events only to find out that she'd been snubbed in Palm Beach as the host of the American Humane Association's Hero Dog Awards because the Hallmark Channel was the network airing it had fired her ass off their channel.

Alleged insiders are providing an update of what this blogger has been reporting since the Covid Invasion of 2020, by stating that Howard is still on track to dump his New York properties once this last contract renewal has expired and live in Florida with Beth and that he will inhabit the tunnels, basements and caves beneath the house like Dracula with his undead brides while Beth and her time share family remain above ground. Howard is terrified of sunlight because his liver spots are beginning to multiply faster than Beth's liposuction bills and they must be paid, believe me.

Of course the Sterns have a brigade of professional staff in-house and on-call whenever an emergency Botox injection is needed or one of Beth's hair extensions falls out and she needs an emergency glue-on wig specialist to repair the hole in her head.

Now for today's exclusive Stern Show excerpts.

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