Die Hards

Die hard Howard Stern, who won't give up the ghost that's his satellite radio show, reported on the other die hard Bruce Willis who is on his last legs as his ex-wife Demi Moore does a voodoo doll dance around the firepit claiming final fantasy divorce victory. Her deformed kids are justifiably upset that their dad doesn't recognize them anymore but he never quite fit into their support circle consisting of Demi's dolls that inhabit her Idaho home. 

Interesting that as far back as 2002 when Bruce Willis was in the movie "Hart's War" he got into battles with the gorgeous Collin Farrell because Willis never could remember his lines. And we all know what a thespian Farrell is, right?

Alleged insiders report that Bruce started out as a male escort [did he know Beth?]
and allegedly likes boys, group sex, and strippers. Many former actors reported
that he was difficult to work with and generally vain and unpleasant aside from
never remembering his lines on "Hart's War". He's been linked with all of his leading ladies.

Awards Shows Circling the Drain

We know all the staged stunts that have been happening at the Academy Awards on more than a few occasions and now BAFTA is joining the stunt team with announcing the wrong actress winning the Best Supporting award. Everyone is tired of these scripted events where all the winners already know who they are, and any mishaps and mixups are all staged, like when Will Smith punched Chris Rock in the face at the Oscars, all stupid stunts for ratings and sponsors and producers hope people tune in to see what stunts have been staged for audiences to try and boost ratings. But in this case, the blunder was edited out of the broadcast because the stunt backfired because the presenter was deaf and misread the interpreter. So this stunt was ill conceived but still good for click bait and views of the live broadcast on YouTube. 

Carey Mulligan, left, was incorrectly named the winner of the Best Supporting
Actress BAFTA award when the real winner was Kerry Kondon. I guess one
of those damn 'Carries' won.

Now for today's stale Stern Show excerpts.

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