Fit Model Has a Fit

Beth Ostrosky Stern is a famous former fit model although with her bizarre proportions, I don't know what she ever fit into. 

Now the fit model is having a fit stressing out over how to fit her wide ass into a formal dress for the impending wedding of Howard's daughter Ashley the Nurse.

Fit model Beth is also having fits over her hubby Howard Stern's long-time companion Ralph Cirella taking up residence inside their giant Florida Fortress time share for the past few months and is planning on returning to New York so he can collect his paycheck from Howard as his stylist. Yeah, that's what it's called now.

Beth was having fits and stomping her hoof battling it out over the holiday break with Howard because she and the O Family want that Florida house all to themselves but Ralph pulled ranked and used his time share loophole with Boss Stern.

Howard has his hands full with the arguing and bickering going on inside his stable of paid pals but he can hardly get anyone else on the payroll at this point. He's basically stuck and now he has to finance a big wedding for his youngest daughter Ashley as we wait to see if her baby shows up in a stroller while mommy makes sure she got all her nips and tucks done pre-wedding dress fitting. Reportedly, Beth raced to the rescue offering her professional services as a fit model and will try on dresses for Ashley so she can see how they look on a human model and not just a mannequin.

Another Stern-Free Holiday Vacation

The Kimmels were spotted arriving home from their vacation in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston and the whole regular gang since they finally could ditch the Sterns that do nothing and have no jobs even though Howard likes to brag about having a production company yet it produces nothing but Beth's Instagram Show of photoshopped cats and they call it charity work.

I doubt the Kimmels will be around the Sterns anytime soon since Howard
said their son ran around naked in his Hamptons home making grunting
noises, jumping on tables, was not housebroken, and Howard probably
had to throw a banana at him to settle him down. See the Beth Fan Page blog
entry dated 9-27-22 about that last visit of the Kimmels to Stern's
Hamptons home.

Now for today's Stern show excerpts that 

are exclusive to the famous Beth Fan Page.

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