Feed Bag Beth

Beth Ostrosky Stern was back hoofin' it into her hubby Howard Stern's satellite radio show today and as usual with aged people that do zilch, all they talk about is food and the last meal they had. I mean, really, when you reach their age, any meal could be their last.

Beth has not appeared inside Howard's studio in the Hamptons since the Covid invasion in early 2020 because Beth is rarely if ever in the Hamptons having moved to their Florida Fortress and Howard just keeps up his normal routine of hiking it back and forth to his apartment in New York and back inside his basement apartment in the Hamptons.

Beth likes to visit the Hamptons Hostel to be photographed with a bunch of feral felines dumped there by staff at the charity where she is paid as their useless spokesperson and useless board member, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). She grifts off that charity nonstop, raids the donations bins, and collects cash donations for her two selfie foundations, Bianca's Furry Friends [formed with NSAL), and her solo charity, Beth's Furry Friends, where she poses with animals and calls it charity work.

Today held no surprises on the Stern Show because Howard just reuses the same ol' Beth script over and over and over again until you want to kill yourself and Beth pretends to be in the studio when no photographic evidence appears proving that she was anywhere but on a Zoom camera.

Another comment flooded into the Beth Fan Page office about how Howard's hair is starting to wilt on camera as shown on his YouTube Channel. It's really due to the humidity inside that flooded basement where his studio apartment is. Howard finally hired a handyman named Andy to bale out that water every day because Howard got tired of doing it himself. 

Sirius is not paying Howard any extra money to empty his trash cans after the broadcast and doing basic cleaning even though he's badgered Boss Witz nonstop to pay him for it because now that he's home permanently, Sirius could fire a ton of staff that had to maintain the Stern Sirius Studio. 

But, Boss Witz put the fritz on dropping any more money down that Stern sinkhole. So, he finally hired Andy the Handyman and he is the basement dweller now, serving as Howard's personal assistant, toady, and dressmaker. Yeah, the guy can do a lot of stuff especially since Howard fired Felix the Tailor and Ralph the Stylist moved to Florida where Beth is and they are both essentially in retirement mode now where Howard's headed providing Boss Witz can finally ditch Stern and just pay him a stipend to play his stale reruns.

Now for today's exclusive Stern Show excerpts transcribed by Beth Fan Page Covid Staff with this blogger receiving an award for being the first to hire Covids to improve intergalactic relations and stop discrimination against Covids now that we have a mask and vax protocol to acclimate our human chemistry with Covids and cohabitate without causing illness.

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