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All Howard can get is HBO because he horns in on these rock musicians and events just like how they aired the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame awards ceremony. Now they aired holiday filler from the stale Stern interview with an aged rocker who still thinks he's becoming famous again for trying to barf out the blues.
The real get this holiday season is the much sought after red carpet killer Timothée Chalamet. He's been hungry like the wolf gobbling up red carpets across Europe, the UK and America, Bones and All, proving to be too sexy for Milan's red carpet premiere.
Yes, the government had to intervene and shut down Chalamet's red carpet appearance due to the millions of fans mobbing the theater just to get a gander at Chalamet's charms. He did appear in a photo op only inside the theater looking as edible as can be in keeping with the theme of his new film that is making waves on both continents with natives coming out of the jungle with their spears in hand and ready to eat up that movie screening at the nearest village, kidnapping the theater popcorn vendor girl as they make their way to their seat so they can snack during the movie. It takes a village, you know.
Bones and All, just in time for your holiday feasts. But, who gets the wishbone?
Howard Stern wants that wishbone wishing he could get in a real movie with real box office numbers but all he can get is an appearance on the HBO "Liberace" rerun network.
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| Do you prefer to eat or be eaten? Hmmmmm. What do you do when you're dating a cannibal? Yeah, asked by no one. Oh, you make a movie out of it hoping the alleged true life perversions are swallowed by the gullible public. |
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| Alleged insiders reveal that Howard Stern already owns Bones and All delivered by Nestor from Nobu and had that same pearl choker with bones and all [exquisitely modeled by Chalamet], delivered to his basement apartment with Nestor reportedly just getting out by the skin of his teeth after Howard wanted dessert. |
Stern Thinks Sirius can buy him an Emmy Award when he can't even get Nominated
Howard Stern needs to focus on nominations first before he can compliment himself thinking he can actually win any awards, let alone an Emmy award.
Everyone knows the super famous media mogul and the Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen has WON an Emmy award already, and has been nominated 18 times in the past. Compare that with Howard's record of 0 nominations and 0 Emmy wins.
But the sad stale broadcaster is badgering his boss Jennifer Witz to get him a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, he hasn't forgotten about that. Simon Cowell and Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams - all people Stern's jelly of - have awards and stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame but now Stern's badgering Boss Witz for an Emmy award as a condition of giving up the ghost on him becoming anything but a radio dinosaur that needs his fossil buried.
Simon Still Snubs Stern
Alleged insiders are reporting that Stern's closest advisers are feigning interest in the radio dinosaur's final bid for TV fame. Stern is still badgering Simon for a guest judging job on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) but Simon is just grateful to be free of the ratings killer. Super Simon Cowell is still hitting it out of the ballpark with ratings hits like his regular summer show AGT and now he has his fall season of "AGT All Stars" still starring the former supermodel Heidi Klum that Howard keeps trying to have his rarely vertical wife Beth compete with on IG. All Beth can get is pretending she's a model when Heidi gets real jobs in movies, TV, and streaming services.
Here's today's Stern Show excerpts
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#jenniferwitz #siriusxm #iheart #hbo #lars #metallica
#timotheechalamet #bones #bonesandall #bethisabonehead
#milan #movie #premiere #redcarpet #vogue #italy
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