Torture Garden

As we head towards Halloween, Howard Stern can't help but think of a bunch of ways to torture his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern as he related on today's radio show about tying her up and inserting objects inside of her. Wow, Beth sure is lucky to have married an old pervert, a cheap old pervert, no less.

Everyone knows it's because Beth bugs the hell out of Howard with her constant yapping and complaining how she wants on television when Howard can't even get himself on television.

Howard bombed out big expecting to be on Jimmy Kimmel's show last week when he was broadcasting from Brooklyn, but no one would sponsor his appearance and aside from that, Jimmy didn't want a ton of stale stunts by Howard where his whole act consists of reading a scripted bullshit story from an index card he hides in his hand and then standing up to do his Jesus poses, then he points to Beth in the audience where she wears a huge hat so the cameraman can find her and that's about it. 

All Howard got out of Kimmel this year was that paid dinner he pretended that was all Jimmy's idea when Howard funded it and the gimmick was that reportedly Jimmy had to tell those old has-been celebs it was a dinner for Howard and Beth's wedding anniversary. See yesterdays blog entry dated 10-3-22 for that whole story. 

But, reportedly, the Kimmels are done with the Sterns and are sick of them always badgering him to let them on his late-night talk show. I mean, the ratings already hit rock bottom and the Sterns will only find more space at the bottom of that well for their stale act.

Paris Fashion Week Snubs Beth

We all know Beth's been snubbed by New York Fashion Week since 2017 but now Paris Fashion Week snubs her too. It was hilarious to see that Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld hiked it to the Stella McCartney show during Paris Fashion Week and of course Stella's money bags father and second stepmother were there to cheer on the munchkin with all her munchkin sized clothing but Beth couldn't fit even one of her Charlie Chunk legs into a designer pant leg anyway.

Poor Beth can't even score a seat during fashion week because she
married a cheapskate who gifts her with a stale Valentine's Day flower wreath
for her wedding anniversary in October.

Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen Celebrity Showdown

Howard Stern tried to brag on his show yesterday about that loser dinner he had with a bunch of aged celebrity has-beens who couldn't get an Oscar if they paid for it, chowing down at an Israeli restaurant where the chef reportedly served Howard camel toe he thought was beef kabob when Andy Cohen will always outdo Howard in the celebrity braggin' department. 

Andy is a world famous superstar hobnobbing with the rich and famous and they all want to be on Andy's superhit cable TV show "Watch What Happens Live" when Howard's not on television but just sits on a burnt out satellite dish that's lost in space. That's why Jennifer Witz just uploads a million clips of Stern's stale aged celebrity has-been interviews on YouTube hoping someone will see them and try and get someone to sub to Stern's stale channel.

Eat your heart out, Howard! Andy's partied with the superstar
OSCAR winner Anne Hathaway at the US Open while Stern
stews in a pot of irrelevancy.

Here are today's Stern show excerpts.

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