Netflix Numbnut

Ever since SiriusXM cut a deal with Netflix to air some of their stale comedy shows on SiriusXM Channel 93, Howard Stern has been badgering his boss Jennifer Witz to get him on the Netflix streaming service to stream his old shows. 

Howard is hoping to make some dough off his stale moldy material while he continues to hunt for Red October inside his flooded bargain basement radio bunker that's taking on water faster than his wife Beth Stern can race for her diuretic pills.

Howard is just jealous that the savior of satellite radio Andy Cohen with his stable of stars on Radio Andy plus his Kiki Lounge Channel, has inked a deal with NBC to make a show out of his childhood experiences that were inspired by stories from his recent book. 

Now Howard's all mad and upset because he can't broker a deal with anyone except his broker that is telling Stern he had better do something with all those properties he can barely afford to maintain as well as maintain that mare he stables primarily at the Florida Mystery House that has almost all the power shut off except in a few rooms that Beth inhabits pretending she's busy when she's just snubbed by the entertainment industry and all society events in the Hamptons and Florida.

Howard's been badgering his boss Jennifer Witz to get him a deal with Netflix
to air that awful garbage called "HowardTV" that was a bomb from day one.
Howard would never reveal the subscriber numbers because everyone
would have died from laughter. I think it was mainly Mariann From Brooklyn,
Beth Stern [yes, he would make her pay for it] and one fan who kept subbing
and unsubbing to the channel due to its boring content and getting angry
and then getting suckered into subbing again.

Howard's Hayseed Rabbit Story

Howard finally had a scripted story on his radio show today about the rabbit that has its own show on Beth's Instagram when everyone is saying that it was his daughter's rabbit that she dumped on him while she allegedly is on an exotic getaway with her fiancé trying to hatch a pre-nup. At least Howard can save on expenses because rabbits eat hay and they've got a big supply of that already for Beth stabled in the Hamptons part-time with her primary stable in Florida for racing season.

Here's today's Howard Stern show excerpts.

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