On today's Howard Stern satellite radio show he mentioned that next week the mixed genre rapper with the tattooed face named Post Malone is coming on the show, wow, another flabby assed young guy who looks 40 years old already. Yeah, I wanna see that.
Malone's just another corporate concoction that is being marketed right now what with his own stupid wine, it's the whole formula for these corporations making these mediocre nobodies famous and suddenly after much struggling they just click and win a bunch of awards.
Yeah, and now he's doing the rounds of the talk shows and will be Stuck With Stern like most of these artists do because Howard keeps BADGERING HIS BOSS Jennifer Witz to get him his own dedicated music channel like his nemesis, the Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen has, when Jennifer Witz created a brand new music channel for Radio Andy called the Kiki Lounge and Howard is kicking himself everyday since Sirius hired Cohen who Stern can hardly compete with.
So Stern keeps badgering Sirius to book music guests on his show and really to dump the rest but he's hardly in the position to barter at this point in his career that involves emptying trash cans in his bargain basement radio bunker and scraping the barnacles off the hull of his sinking Hamptons ship.
Post Malone stated that he got his rapper name from using an online rapper name generator when in fact according to alleged insiders that knew him back when he was a just a struggling clerical office worker, he went by the office rapper name of "Post-It Note Malone". This is amazing insider information and we can see how he transitioned to renaming himself Post Malone since quitting his office job.
In an interview with Joe Rogan in 2020, Post Malone stated he's had multiple UFO sightings in his life. What an amazing life this guy's had so far and to think on Monday, he's going to meet a relic radio dinosaur! Wow.
Here's today's Stern show excerpts.
"America's Got Talent" Update
Yes, the super hit show of Simon Cowell is already back on the air for the summer season and already winning its time slot and Jimmy Kimmel's network is a giant loser as usual even though Howard Stern plugs the network's shows like "The Bachelor" series of shows and spin-offs.
Howard's been silent on Cowell this year because Cowell got engaged to his longtime girlfriend and mother of his son and is planning a huge wedding that will garner tons of ratings and publicity for the media giant.
So, Howard will basically hide out again and be in the fetal position when all this takes place this summer as his boss Jennifer Witz furloughs him once again to save on electricity and maintenance costs for the flailing Stern show and just air reruns to try and recoup some of that money that's lost in the Stern show pit with that pendulum swinging back and forth until it reaches low enough to sever the head of that monster sucking Sirius dry.
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