Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Everyone remembers when the famously deceased Marilyn Monroe, during the last days of her life, jetted off to sing 'Happy Birthday' to President Kennedy and then a month ago Kim Kardashian tried stuffing her fat ass into that same dress and left it unzipped and had to walk the red carpet stairway at the Met Gala with a giant coat covering her backside. Then once she reached the Met museum, she changed into a plus-sized copycat version of the dress. Everyone knows Howard wished he could've been Kim and had his moment in the spotlight in Marilyn's dress at the Met Gala but it probably would've come to his knees anyway.

But, today is former President Trump's birthday, the famous Gemini who reportedly has a twin. I don't think Howard Stern wished the Prez a Happy Birthday today, did he? Howard sure likes to avoid anything about Donald Trump because the second Trump became President, he dumped those famehound leech Sterns and Howard never recovered so he quietly released his Stern show tapes to the press of his former interviews with The Don from his terrestrial and satellite radio shows but pretended he didn't where it cast Trump in a bad light and Howard is all too familiar with stumbling into bad lighting and why he is filmed in the dark inside his basement with CGI camera lens and lighting.  But it's just sour grapes. Howard's so jealous of The Don he can't stand it.

According to People.com, Trump will not be back in residence at his Mar-a-Lago resort until next Fall and is hiding out from the Sterns at his New Jersey home. So if Howard gets wind of this, well, then I guess Trump can expect to see a little rented limo driving back and forth outside his estate until Trump comes out and Howard can follow him and happen to bump into him at a local eatery. Sort of like what Howard does to Billy Joel when he's at his estate in Florida. Suddenly Howard and Beth show up at the same restaurant and barge in and hog a table with Billy and his wife and then Beth races to the bathroom to call the paparazzi so they will be ready outside to snap their picture and the Sterns will act all mad when they planned the whole thing. Yeah, pretty much everyone has their number and is blocking it.

Today, Howard had his invisible wife on the show again and she's not been there in person since about the start of the Covid invasion in March 2020 when Stern was sent to his basement and Jennifer Witz locked him in for good and sawed his studio in half at Sirius and shipped half to their studio in Los Angeles.

So, Beth appears for some audio banter and Howard always gets mad when this blogger ignores all of Beth's Instagram photos of her posing at a parking lot and dumping cats onto other people with Beth modeling various crappy outfits trying to play parking lot model. Beth just has a bunch of photos she uploads to her Instagram and no one knows when the photos were taken or by whom.

This blogger posted a riot Instagram photo on yesterday's blog entry dated June 13, where I compared the famous Katie Lee [Joel] Biegel who was in Waikiki filming her Hallmark movie made from her book "Groundswell" earlier this month and in comparison all Beth is doing is posting crotch selfies with cats stuck in them. Howard couldn't take it so on today's satellite radio show, he had to brag all about Beth doing her big charity work of dumping cats onto other people. Yeah, Howard's that jealous of superstar Katie and Beth's got nothing on the horizon and no one's looking to hire Beth for anything since she's not famous for anything. Katie's especially getting a bit nervous again since it's been alleged by nefarious sources, that Howard's ankle monitor may be coming off and Katie knows that she can probably see Howard once again peering through her bushes to peek at her baked buns. Hey, Beth's gone to Florida so Howard apparently thinks he's free to date again and who better than a dishy broad who needs a taste tester that swallows.

Howard can't fight with blatant honesty and facts so today he was all mad and had to fight back against Katie's newfound fame with the Hallmark Channel in the wake of Beth being fired by the network. So, now Beth's a big charity worker modeling dumb hats in a parking lot passing cats to strangers and jumps back inside her limo and either changes clothes inside the limo or just batches these cat dumpings on her iPhone and she decides to release them all at one time making it appear she did all these cat dumpings in one day when she didn't.

Today, on his satellite radio show, Howard claimed this time that he drove Beth around so she could dump cats when no one has seen Howard in person for about two years now since alleged insiders are reporting that his ankle monitor is fairly obvious and embarrassing yet Howard is careful to not appear anywhere anyway. 

Like I've said a few times on this blog, especially on yesterday's blog entry dated June 13, Howard claims to run around in that limo but never says where he's going with alleged bystanders opining that he is visiting his probation officer yet no one has snapped that million dollar photo and sent it to TMZ but yeah, Stern has a contract with them and they are to check with him first before releasing any photos or video not submitted by Howard's PR agent. 

So, there you go, some alleged insider news and gossip. However it is plainly obvious that Howard's been in hiding since his boss Jennifer Witz won't let him back inside the Sirius building and she furloughed his ass last summer and is doing the same this year in spite of Howard fighting it at every step and repeat he can muster while Howard's Sirius nemesis Andy Cohen is running around all over New York and the Hamptons at a bunch of events and on shopping sprees running rings around Stern's basement tub as he bails that water out to avoid drowning in his tears.

Here's today's Stern show excerpts.

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