Now Beth just sits around that empty Florida house wearing the same hats and buying a few Tarzan bathing suits hoping to pretend she's happy being an ignored pariah with her former gal pal Katie Lee formerly Joel and now has her Biegel Boy and her Iris fixed on that baby market where Katie hopes to cash in aside from her regular show on the Food Network leaving Howard now free to visit Katie's Kitchen inside her Hamptons house where she frequently films her cable TV show and Howard salivates peering through her windows hoping to sample her buns.
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| This is either Beth's empty Hamptons wardrobe closet or her Florida empty wardrobe closet since she's moving her stuff to Florida and all she's got there are a few hats she recycles in photos and a couple of giant Tarzan bathing suits and that's about it. |
Howard's fretting his life away waiting for Ralph to show up since he's got his own bedroom in each of Stern's pricey properties and he can bop around at his leisure since he's just on the Stern payroll doing that bogus styling bit since Howard never leaves the house and never has a job. He is not in demand to appear anywhere on TV or on a red carpet and just needs to wear a shirt and jacket for his radio show never showing his bottom half and never appearing in public for two years, never showing those ankles, that's for sure, as in what's around them that he can't remove without sirens blaring.
Ralph is like the character Patsy in "Ab Fab" that old British TV show. Patsy was Edina's friend since childhood and is her constant companion and mostly lives with her but has her own life too and her own boyfriends. But Edina basically supports her financially and hides her in the budget of her PR company under another name. Sort of like Ralph. Howard's known Ralph for something like 40 years so he can't be without him so has him in the Stern Production company budget to pay him a salary and have it not appear he is supporting a grown man for companionship. Sort of like a racehorse that needs a constant companion of a goat in his stable and to travel with so the horse doesn't freak out. But in this case, Howard's the old goat and Ralph is the horse, oh wait, Beth is the horse in the Stern Stable so Ralph is the shit-stirrer. Okay. let's move on.
Here's today's Stern show excerpts.
Sirius New York Studios Update
Howard Stern is still not getting inside that building when all the celebs are trekking around doing the rounds at the NYC building. One wonders why George Takei didn't do the Stern show yesterday. I think if George is strong enough to enter the building facing any little Covids that are lurking around, I think Howard should be strong enough. Yet, the plot thickens as Howard has not been seen anywhere and not from the waist down.
Howard's Alleged Covert Coverup Update
Since the Covid invasion of 2020, Howard's boss Jennifer Witz packed up all of Howard's little belongings in his office at the Sirius building in NYC and sent him home for good with gossip spreaders whispering that all the big talk Howard's doing on his radio show about his parents' health failing is a diversion at this point. Yeah, it was alleged his daughter Nurse Ashley was in town to help Beth recover from her alleged plastic surgery procedures when Stern was on Spring break, but this parent thing is out of control. His parents are aged and have had health problems for about 20 years or so, this is not new. Tattletales along the grapevine are sitting on that back fence alleging that Howard is afraid he will buy the big casino before his parents do. Of course it's alleged that Sirius has to keep this on the downlow because other issues are involved with the three letter agencies and Stern may be monitored. Stern may be leaving the earth plain or by plane or maybe via one of Elon Musk's rockets. Everyone is noticing Beth has not been near Howard and hasn't appeared in person on the Stern show since Howard was first broadcasting from his Hamptons home. Now, for the past year or more, she only appears via phone call. Hmmm, wonder why? Yeah, uh-huh. Hangers-on close to Beth are whispering in her giant ears that if Stern bites the dust or buys himself a spot in Cell Block 9, all pre-nuptial provisions are toast. Yeah, think about that for a second. This story is developing; developing a rash, I think.
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