Superstar!

SNL Superstar Molly Shannon was a guest on today's Howard Stern satellite radio show and managed to show up without calling in sick like what's been happening lately on the show when we all know it's just another Gary Dell'Abate screw up since he just copies the guest list from Andy Cohen's show "Watch What Happens Live" and tries to capture the same guests because Howard's jealous of Andy and his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame that Howard is using as a bargaining tool as a condition of retirement. Otherwise, Jennifer Witz might quit and Howard will get yet another boss who gets Stuck With Stern.

Everyone knows Big Beth O is a superstar too yet her subscription to Andrew Saffir's Cinema Society had run out long ago and everyone has dumped the irrelevant pariah and can't score anymore movie premieres and can't crash the after-parties. 

Carson Kressley is now getting all of Beth's jobs like the host of the Hallmark Channel's Hero Dog Awards and appearing on "Celebrity Big Brother" after Howard publicized that Beth turned it down when everyone knows she never would have taken that reality show appearance because she can't be seen without her makeup and wigs like Carson can.

Here's today's show excerpts that are exclusive to the famous Beth Fan Page. Enjoy.

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