Ever since then, Ralph's been Howard's constant companion, personal assistant, house boy, gopher boy, wig boy, coffee boy, makeup queen, toady, and all-around ferret ferreting out gossip and news about the Queen of All Media Howard Stern, especially now since the former Queen of All Media Wendy Williams is on an indefinite hiatus.
It's common knowledge Ralph started calling into Stern's first radio show on terrestrial radio about 45 years ago and Ralph started calling in a few years after that. Stern celebrated 40 years on the radio in 2017 and this blogger blogged about how Howard and Ralph have been together all those years and it is his most enduring relationship. Howard has that attachment problem, in that he can't function if Ralph is not a constant fixture every day of his life and is reachable with a push of a button or just by knocking on his bedroom door at one of Stern's residences.
When Ralph called into the show, he tapped into Stern's phobias and fetishes and was a super fan of the show relating his fear of dentists, aberrant priests (because Ralph was an altar boy; another Stern fetish), and that he was adopted which conjured up a bunch of images for Howard Stern. I mean, this kid Ralph had it all and Howard soon let him inside his personal circle in no time. Later, Ralph camped out in Stern's basement home where he lived with his first wife and kids. Howard's supported the little monster ever since.
Reference the prior Beth Fan Page blog entries about Ralph:
2-17-2015
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/02/color-blind.html
3-18-2017
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/03/joyeux-anniversaire.html
Now, onto today's Stern show excerpts that are exclusive to the famous Beth Fan Page.
Fallout from Stern's Depp Bashing
In the Daily Mail dot com today, Stern staff fired off their normal press release of anything Howard said that someone will print online, normally it's when Howard horns in on current events and this time it was about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and him dissing Depp. Normally, Marci Turk is the one that has the Stern show script in her creepy little hands and is all ready the second the show is off the air to send excerpts to all the media outlets hoping one of the fish will take the bait. Of course, Stern has to already have an account with these online media sites since they print nothing they are not paid to print. It's cut and paste journalism where either the celeb writes the articles or a PR person, and then they get some pigeon online toady to slap their name on the article, cutting and pasting the paragraphs they want to use. Of course, not shown here in the excerpt, Stern managed to trash Trump so that was the reason why the article was printed in the first place.
Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen Update
While Howard Stern was sleeping last week, Andy Cohen scored the A List Lizzo and interviewed her inside the Sirius studios in NYC since everyone is back on board with the program except Howard. I hope you notice it says "Andy Cohen Live" because he actually is live and in person when Howard Stern is not.
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| Howard Stern will never have a clock in view during his show because as exclusively revealed by the Beth Fan Page, Stern's show is rarely live. See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 4-18-2017. |
As already blogged about on several occasions, Howard's studio was dismantled when Stern was sent home for the Covid invasion and he's been stabled at his Hamptons home ever since because Howard's boss Jennifer Witz told Stern to just stay home so Sirius can save on expenses and dumping money into that overpaid Stern salary that they keep cutting annually but Howard manages to cut staff and cut down on operating expenses. He is not only the talk show host, but always was his own sound engineer and he's added news reader and janitor to his list of duties to cut down on expenses and try and have minimal impact to his own salary. He just empties out trash bins inside his bargain basement bunker radio studio and has his wife Beth moved to their Florida Fortress with the sparse tacky furniture because Howard can't afford a real decorator for that overpriced corporate building but the money is well spent for that basement cosmetic surgery center where Beth gets her face bloated about every three months, while Stern hopes to unload that Hamptons sinking ship this summer. So far, all offers have been embarrassingly low for the Hamptons house, but he does say on the air how it's falling apart. So, really, any buyers would probably tear down the house anyway and build a new home providing they can plug up that basement and just eliminate it altogether hoping they can evict Captain Jack Sparrow and float him out to sea to hitch a ride on the Black Pearl.
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| As usual, Stern was sitting home while his guests are at Sirius at only a part of the Stern studio because his original huge overblown wasted space has been dismantled. See the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 6-8-2021, 6-14-2021, 6-29-2021, and 8-8-2021 as examples. |
Beth the Retaining Wall Model Update
While Howard was not working last week and still on lockdown and not seen anywhere past that sensor in his yard, Beth was at her home in Florida posing on her retaining wall. She used to post several photos of her reptile invasion but has since stopped doing that because she's embarrassed she can no longer pose outdoors on her porch for her normal fashion shows that ended in 2019. Now, she just runs outside for a few seconds after the reptiles are cleared out so she can retain her exclusive retaining wall model contract for her Florida Facelift Fortress. Reportedly, that contract is worth nothing but Howard likes to keep her busy and pretend he married a real model like Heidi Klum but with Beth's thick body, she's only fit to scrub Heidi's tub.
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