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Tuesday, January 25, 2022

The Big Leagues

Beth Stern's been out of work for so long, I completely forgot that her hubby Howard Stern tried to get Beth her own monthly magazine. 

I have no idea how long it lasted, but I think it was replaced with her blog that she posts on the website for the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson and board member, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL).

Beth has worked for NSAL for more than 15 years because Howard had to start the animal charity gimmick to get Beth noticed and pushed out in the public eye and have an excuse to get her on TV to promote the charity. Otherwise, Beth is an unmarketable nobody.

Howard had to come up with something to make her famous after Howard finally admitted that his permanent girlfriend and live-in lover was Beth Ostrosky, who he called Beth O, as if that wasn't already taken with the famous Jackie O, but Howard knows that last name Ostrosky is a joke that no one can remember or spell correctly.

Howard then invented the NSAL Beth Awards which got off to a rocky start with a fundraiser sponsored by Contour photography, a division of Getty Images, in 2006 with Howard foisting Beth onto the charity circa 2004 as their spokesperson. Later in 2006 is when they had the fully developed Beth Awards where NSAL would honor their paid spokesperson Beth, and a bunch of people would buy tickets to raise money to give to NSAL to help pay for all the high-salaried executives and to fund the various and expensive fundraising parties and events throughout the year. NSAL was all Beth had to get anyone to notice her by sticking an animal on her body since she is the official ignored pariah of all media. [Reference the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 11-21-2015.]


Apparently, NSAL was not paying for big photoshoot sessions for each
issue, and just used the same photo from the premiere issue and
photoshopped her blouse from blue to red to make people think
it was a different photo when it wasn't. That is Beth's own cat
Walter in the photo.






Beth Modeling in Europe Update

Howard always claimed that Beth O was a globally famous model yet he admitted several times publicly on his radio show that he had to be introduced to her at a dinner party when they allegedly first met. He never knew her name or said he recognized her even though he claims she was a globally famous model. It's because Beth never appeared on the covers of any major magazines even though she claimed to be a model her whole life but one wonders, a model what? I mean, Beth counts those stale portfolio photos her mom paid for as modeling jobs. Yes, folks, we think she is that stupid. Portfolio photos that do feature actual jobs, normally are from covers of magazines like Vogue or Elle, not just random shots of a model holding up a wall. Beth has no portfolio of actual jobs prior to her public hookup with Howard. Public, being the operative word here.

Howard could not admit it to himself that Beth was a giant nobody and had to pay people to take her and get her on the now defunct magazine called FHM, a magazine no one had heard of before a 33 year old Beth appeared on the cover and Howard plugged the hell out of it. 

Beth was a giant nobody that never became famous so Howard tried to make her famous at the old age of 33 which is 50 in modeling years and in July this year, Beth will be turning 53 which is dead in modeling years. That is, unless you were a genuine globally famous model like the ones that are household names, like Heidi Klum, Cindy Crawford, or Iman, whose shelf life are a lifetime, not based on their age because they were so famous and continue to be famous.

Beth was a newspaper ad model in Pittsburgh and a catalog model in New Jersey and her stale photos still appear randomly online and on this blog for posterity. All Beth modeled was plus-sized polyester lingerie for catalogs and giant coats and big polyester pants that were ads in newspapers or in the pages of tabloids like the National Enquirer. She also was a stock photo model appearing in salons modeling frizzy perms or other hairdos. 

This photo is a sample of Beth's big modeling career:



Beth couldn't fit one leg into a designer outfit if she tried.



With the recent death of the famous fashion designer Thierry Mugler, who then added his first name Manfred, insiders are alleging he died of multiple internal injuries from all his surgeries as a result of his alleged gay S&M lifestyle while he claimed they were legit accidents from crashing a car and motorcycle and gym incidents and wanting to change his looks when some people are buzzing he already died of AIDS several years ago and this current guy was his replacement to keep the brand going and that's why the face-destroying plastic surgery. This is all conjecture and is weird since the official cause of death so far is natural causes.

But, one wonders where the super famous top model Beth was? I mean, wasn't she besties with Mugler? Surprisingly, Beth's nowhere in all those modeling photos staged by Mugler and his design team where he featured all the great beauties in the modeling world in magazine layouts and on the runway wearing his incredible designs. Nope, no stubby chunky legged Beth was in any of the photos and I don't recall her wearing any plus-sized Mugler from Net-A-Knock-Off. Go figure.




The Verdict

It's time to declare that after over 15 years of the Stern bullshit, Beth never modeled in Europe.










Now, onto the Stern show daily excerpts that you will find nowhere else on the internet and is exclusive to the famous Beth Fan Page.











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