Canned Ham

Interesting on today's Howard Stern satellite radio show that he had to have a paid caller from Canada be on the show so Stern could segue into a bit about when he was kicked out of Canada in 1997 when he was broadcasting there and they escorted his show back over the United States border because of his offending everyone who is French [which was bizarre in itself] but Howard thinks it's because they were jealous of him being number one in the country because he's an American. Now, Howard was crowing that he is back in Canada via those Sirius satellites. I guess their subs and stocks are tanking in that country or why bring this up now?

Howard said today on his show, that Canada uses a radar gun to track ratings. They point it at cars to see what they are listening to and Howard said everyone was listening to his show in Canada when he was on terrestrial radio in 1997 as one wonders if Howard's been exposed to too much radiated disgusting fish from Nobu and it affected his brain. 

But, maybe Sirius can use this gimmick since a pay radio service has no ratings, maybe they can claim they point radar guns at cars and everyone is listening to the Stern show. Well, it's this kind of idiocy that has Howard's boss Jennifer Witz thinking she can terminate Howard's contract before it comes to an end.

Yes, on today's Howard Stern satellite radio show, Howard had to brag that he is back in Canada via those Sirius satellites that are out there floating around and we're not sure Sirius is even aware their satellites wandered into Canada or not, but we know Sirius is not invited anywhere else outside the contiguous United States and Canada, since that is connected with the U.S. but in the UK and Europe, no one wants Howard Stern who is just a canned ham and Canada can have him along with their other canned pork products with Howard's wife Beth O Stern who looks like a pig in a blanket.

Howard gets the last laugh as he was kicked out of Canada over 20 years ago and he's back via a sneaky satellite dish. Here's today's Stern show excerpts:

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