Howard was all abuzz over this hoopla and had the nerve to phone Affleck thanking him for the interview and apologizing for what the press picked up on when Ben was just being honest - yeah, he's an honest creep. It was hilarious because of course the known telephone terrorist Howard could only reach Ben's voicemail. Everybody's got Stern's number and they've got it marked spam.
Ben sort of tries to backtrack on what he said yesterday on Stern's show by saying he had respect for his ex-wife Jennifer Garner during the divorce. Yeah, uh-huh.
Then, also on today's stale Stern satellite radio show, we had a second caller this week with the name of "Nick" since I guess those Stern writers are out of ideas for names and keep thinking about St. Nick this Christmas season. Well, you get what you pay for and Howard just pays for staff to phone in to compliment him and I doubt that pays much. Ask Beth how much she's paid to compliment Howard the Radio Relic that she finally snagged and wouldn't leave his NYC married bachelor's pad.
Yes, Howard Stern is finally GONE, BABY, GONE until next year.
The show started out with an announcer saying:
"Today, a special holiday gift for the LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR. Howard reunites with one of his heroes. Singer, songwriter, musician, activist, two-time Grammy winner and Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Neil Young."
So, these are the last show excerpts until next year with Howard still
sequestered to his bargain basement radio bunker while
everyone else is back in business at the Sirius buildings with
more returning next month according to Jeff Lewis of Radio Andy
[ref: BFP blog entry dated 11-14-21]. HA. What a cut-low to Howard.
Cheapskate Sterns Christmas Update
Howard Stern must be all happy since the Covid Invasion that locked everything down in early 2020 and he didn't have to foot any bills for a Christmas party for his office staff and just sent his family all that cheap awful merch that he buys from China and slaps "Beth's Furry Friends" foundation name on it, all those cheap t-shirts and tote bags with disembodied cat heads on them and Beth shilling for her foundation when that bitch has a ton of dough socked away in her giant socks as she squirrels away that allowance she gets from Howard every quarter hoping to not spend a dime of it while badgering the idiot public to send her cash so she can keep doing nothing but skating to her Florida Facelift & Lip Filler Fortress and Botoxology Basement.
Get a job next year Beth, and stop begging the public for cash to house a few cats in cages while you selfie them to death and then your pigeons from the North Shore Animal League collects them and doles them out to foster homes or back at the county animal shelters. I mean, come on already, what a joke Beth is and now she's been fired by the Hallmark Channel as already exclusively blogged about for the Hero Dog Awards for two years and counting and the Kitten Bowl's been flushed for 2022.
Howard knows this is his last contract renewal with Sirius and is making his new boss Jennifer Witz' life hell and he is enjoying every minute of it and that's why Beth has been fired from everything too. She is over 50 now and too old to promote anything on TV since she has no history. She's a famous nobody. It's not like Howard married a real model and actress, he married a real loser.
Beth Fans remember that Witz put the Fritz on Howard last July and August and wanted to do it again in November and December but Stern fought the furlough and just horned in plugging his own programming on that loser Howard 101 that Witz wants to unplug.
Savior of Sirius Update
Jennifer Witz is dumping more dough into Andy "The Savior of Sirius" Cohen's channels and as exclusively blogged about, he acquired a brand new music channel called the Kiki Lounge sending Stern's wig in a frizzy fit.
Andy Cohen has that Radio Andy suite of stellar hit shows and we all know Andy is a fixture on BravoTV what with his "Real Housewives" franchise and his talk show "Watch What Happens Live" that is a runaway hit. Andy is now designing pajamas for an online store and even models the PJs for the company along with other celebs. I know, where is Howard and Beth modeling PJs? Nowhere because they are not nationally known and aren't on television. Beth is known only in Pittsburgh and Howard is only known in NY as one of the dinosaurs that keeps arising out of the ocean like Godzilla and won't ever die but is kept alive with radiation.
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| What happened to Howard 360?? Howard advertised it years ago but Sirius had to tell him that he's not on television. |
Back in the Matrix Update
Keanu Reeves is making the talk show rounds so probably will never do the Stern show because Howard's not on TV even though Howard thinks a phone app is television, as we catch the superstar with a cigarette while he was in NY snubbing Howard Stern and doing the "Live with Kelly and Ryan" TV talk show. The Matrix 4 called The Matrix Resurrections, is expected in theaters next week which is a rehash of the prior monotonous movies and this one is Finding Nemo or Finding Neo or whomever back in the matrix and has to get back out even though he supposedly died in the last episode of this dreamscape never ending movie.
Christmas Update
Dame Beth-Man has been receiving tons of invitations this season and she just can't accept all of them of course, but a few are pretty interesting as I will share in the coming weeks. Let's start with this one:
#dawgshed #dawgstar #dogstar #sirius #sxm #howard
#howardstern #radiorelic #howarddumpedhiswife
#tradeduptoacrosseyedbomb #bethwasoverthehill
#noel #ostrosky #bethostrosky #benaffleck #afflecktheloser
#nobodycanstandben #bentheloser #benthesciencelover
#bengotstuckwithstern #hahahahaha #radioandy #andycohen
#kikilounge #pajamas #holiday #christmas #newyears
#keanu #keanureeves #kellyripa #kelly #ryanseacrest #alecbaldwin
#hilariabaldwin #hilariatheharridan #baldwin #party
#ryan #seacrest #matrix #matrix4 #realhousewives #lisarinna
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