Billie Eilish Zoomed into the stale Howard Stern Sirius satellite radio show today to bore audiences which makes this her second appearance on the show.
But the only reason Howard is working is to plug Sirius hoping to get more subs during this holiday season when, as blogged about, Jennifer Witz is at her wit's end trying to dump Howard and furlough him but he's not havin' it because he's too jealous of Radio Andy and his stellar stable of stars that are in demand and that's the show that Witz wants on the air. She couldn't care less about that stale Stern show and he knows it but is contrary and actually thinks he is not on his way out with Radio Andy taking over the Sirius satellite dishes in record numbers.
Billie Eilish was fawning over Howard and pretending to be okay with her flailing career that was taking a nosedive but suddenly recovered and now she's stuck on Sirius and had to be on the Stern show again or she can forget about her Grammy awards. I mean, is it worth it, honey? We all remember when she dressed up like a clown version of Marilyn Monroe at this year's Met Gala and looked like a pink piglet stuffed in a dress wearing a bad wig, but, if the Fake Eilish didn't parade around like a prized pony, she can forget about her Grammys.
Also on today's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard took a call from NICK and we are all wondering if that wasn't St. Nick, right? Wow, how exciting is that? Not very.
Now, onto today's stale Stern show excerpts. Enjoy it as much as you enjoy fattening up that turkey that you will eventually take to the woodshed and tear its head off so your fat family can enjoy chowing down on those turkey legs.
MK Ultra Update
I've tried to ignore this, but Foolish Eilish is apparently the newest MK Ultra star droplet that suddenly makes it big when they're unremarkable nobodies but then parade around at events looking foolish dressed like Marilyn Monroe [MK Ultra icon] looking like a sick parody of the movie star. Hey, you don't get those Grammys for nothin'.
Wendy Williams Show Takeover Update
After doing battle for years with her network and her now ex-husband, Wendy Williams may be calling it quits with her talk show claiming it's due to her poor health when everyone knows it's due to her break from those science lovers she used to call friends. Now the battle is on as to whom will take her place with Wendy having guest hosts for some time now, one being Sherri Shepherd who wants the job as host permanently but she is now hospitalized with an appendicitis and the frontrunner is that famous science lover Leah Remini who was also a guest host on Wendy's Show. Interesting how some try to leave the sea org and end up drowning in bad publicity with all kinds of problems and suffer public humiliations ..... I wonder how Alec's doin'? How ya' doin', Alec? Ha.
Everyone remembers Leah, the one on that $cience-fest old TV show "Cheers" and she's since had that awful sitcom that was finally kicked off the air and Leah was miffed so for publicity, she faked leaving the sea org because her Naval Captain failed to get her another gig and she became a phony whistleblower but has since gotten some work but she wants that permanent gig as a talk show host to get her fug face back on TV. I'm not sure her face is bloated and tight enough with that wig covering her pulled back facelift.
These two $cience lovers love Howard Stern. We just can't wait until Leah comes back on the Stern show if/when she gets Wendy's job. These two must shop at the same Celebrity Centre for their wiglets. |
Katie Lee Loser Update
Katie Lee is still telecommuting part-time and in the studio part-time working on the Food Network after marrying the producer of her show and other shows on the network so they have a lot in common in that they both need the dough since Katie's exhausted her winnings post-divorce from Billy Joel and she even had to sell off her Tribeca digs near Howard Stern's private hideaway and he is miffed about that. So, now he's a fixture at her Hamptons home that Katie won in her divorce settlement from the aged dwarf that won't stop abusing piano keys. Howard is okay with that since he's been working from his bargain basement turned radio bunker in his Hamptons sinkhole so he is closer to Katie Lee's kitchen and can get a gander at her goose topped with gravy. Beth just ignores all this thinking it's all fun and games since the house has been on the market for about 2 years with no real buyers since Howard talks on the air how nothing works in that house and everything has to be fixed so, I mean, who knows what's going on. But, the Sterns have their appointments all ready for when they skate out to their Florida Facelift Fortress to get their time in the basement Botox bunker hoping to be camera ready for those TV jobs that never come.
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