Now, before you say this blogger copied Ellen DeGeneres using the word 'pineapple' instead of 'pinnacle', please be aware that Ellen is a giant plagiarist and copied from the old Bowery Boys movies where the main character, Leo Gorcey, was the one who originally said it was the 'pineapple' of someone's career.
The comedian Norm Crosby would also copy Gorcey by flubbing up his words all the time, it's called malapropism. A lot of the gangster films would also have a character using the wrong word in context of what they were saying because audiences like that sort of dumb act, where the character thinks they're smart when they are really uneducated.
But it was Ellen who specifically copied that 'pineapple' line from Leo Gorcey and pretended she thought of it herself because she's one of those phonies who just steals old material and passes it off as her own. It's common knowledge she started her career as a stand-up comic talking on the phone which was a direct rip-off of Bob Newhart who originated that bit.
Now, back on topic about Howard Stern. He thought his summer job with AGT would not end and if it did, it would parlay him into other TV shows when it didn't because Stern doesn't understand television with his deer-in-the-headlights blank stare and having to rely on index cards or a giant script in front of his face to say or do anything on TV or otherwise, like on his scripted radio show with his bragging stuck in between paragraphs. His fan hardly knows anything anyway so Stern can say anything and his fan will believe it. Like on Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show when Howard made a major faux pas [he lied] and said his wife Beth did a TV game show with Carson Kressley and Howard said he had just started dating Beth when in reality, they were already married - yeah, that gem is on the Beth Fan Page dated November 9, 2021.
So, on Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard is again resorting to lying about his past when one wonders what's wrong with the flailing radio show host that is still stuck at home while just about everyone else is back working at the Sirius HQ in NYC. Howard must be worried about staying afloat inside his sinking bargain basement radio bunker at his Hamptons House with that moat surrounding it because it's sinking faster than Beth's foundations, she's got two you know, Bianca's Furry Friends and Beth's Furry Friends, with the first BFF working in conjunction with the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) to build that dumb overblown cat house at the NSAL HQ with giant photos of celebrities all over it and Beth raised the money for that white elephant because cats don't need huge rooms to stay in, they are not there permanently but are to be adopted. The second BFF is where Beth pretends to foster cats they snatch and she poses with them all at one time and then gives the cats back to NSAL or they just dump them at real foster homes. But whatever the case, Beth keeps begging for bucks to keep her end up at the sinking Hamptons sinkhole.
Howard also has that giant money pit in the Florida that is corporate owned as one wonders what they do with the place other than frequent the basement for their Botox bump-ups but you would think they could get those injectables done anywhere and believe me, they do, I mean they are injected in their sagging bodies from head to toe while Beth tries to stay vertical for more than a few hours and gets dizzy as documented on Stern's stale satellite radio show when Beth horns in to say her few scripted words so she can get paid by Howard Stern Productions and then she says she feels faint and has to go lay down with her bottle.
Now, onto excerpts from Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show that all Beth Fans have been waiting for. Yes, as mentioned on the November 9, 2021 blog entry, the Beth Fan Page is celebrating 10 years of blogging and there is no end in sight as we watch Howard continue to rewrite history and we all have to pretend they are not outright lies at this point.
Celebrating 10 years of the Beth Fan Page
November 2011 - November 2021
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