Half-Baked

Howard Stern surprised his fan today by working during this Thanksgiving holiday week and was on the air broadcasting from his bargain basement radio bunker inside his sinking Hamptons ship where his wife Beth is still cleaning her poop deck.

Yes, Howard is working and did a few evil characters of his Sirius bosses because Howard does that when he's mad and like a 12 year old boy, he doesn't know how to have genuine adult conversations or how to negotiate a real contract without his outrageous laughable demands so he does the passive/aggressive bit by hiring actors to be his bosses and lashes out and it's sad but at least it proves the old jerk is being jerked around by those Sirius honchos, past and present, since Stern's last Sirius boss fled because he was being ousted by the Board and suddenly decided to press release he was really retiring. Yeah, right.

Howard also talked about visiting his parents and then his mom shut the blinds hoping to appear like they weren't home but it didn't work and Baker Beth brought them cookies that she baked herself when that was surprising news since she normally just tosses her cookies.

Howard's parents know to avoid anything coming from Beth's barren oven and a Katie Lee Biegel she ain't. Yeah, Beth knows that Howard loves Katie's cookies more than Beth's half-baked hockey pucks. Keep trying, Beth, Howard may eventually stop hanging around Katie's Hamptons Kitchen hoping for a bite of her buns.

Big news is that Katie got the cover of the Holiday issue of Hamptons magazine when Beth got the big snubola. How funny is that? I guess Katie read all the items this blogger covered about her sitting on StarTraks posing in her driveway or at her desk inside her home office doing zilch when finally her PR Team got off their duff and got her a real cover feature in Hamptons magazine. How come Howard can't get Beth a cover on Hamptons magazine? Aren't her cookies good enough for her to become a foodie even though she's got an empty oven? Oh well.

Now, onto today's stale Stern satellite radio show excerpts. Howard's saving a turkey this year and is instead eating crow. Ha ha ha

Stale Sterns Beggin' for Cash Update

Yes, the Sterns still have nerve to hawk a bunch of cheap merch with horrible prints on them and they are so tacky and fugly one wonders what nuts would buy this stuff from Beth who evidently needs the dough for those cookies she bakes.

Wide-legged old couple hawking selfie merch. As if anyone wants
a picture of the Sterns' cats and wear them in public.

The only modeling jobs Beth can get is selling her own cheap merch on her IG show. How pathetic. But this is all the Sterns have to do, Howard plays photog and Beth plays model in their fantasyland world.

Beth's Annual NSAL Show Update

Beth was honored again at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) show on November 18 where Howard showcased his wife Beth and shows videos and pictures of Beth posing with animals. Her face was a frozen botox mess. We can't wait until all that shrivels up and those needle marks start to become more obvious as she ages into oblivion.

Beth gets a salary from NSAL as their useless spokesperson and Board member
and expects the public to buy her cheap shit merch so she can grab
some extra cash along the way.

Beth likes to pose with these foster cats pretending to do something
since the Beth Fan Page always says she does zilch. Notice Beth's huge
swollen Botox cheeks in this photo.

Celebrating 10 years of the Beth Fan Page !!

November 2011 - November 2021

Howard can't take it! Read it and weep. Ha.

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