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Monday, November 29, 2021

Fighting the Furlough

Howard Stern showed up today for his stale Sirius satellite radio show on Cyber Monday as if he could help Sirius sell some subs because Sirius is floundering and wants just about all hands on deck to do some live shows for publicity this season but no one thought it included Howard Stern because it doesn't. 

Howard's a holiday horninsky and no one asked him to work, but he got wind of Radio Andy being live on the air and Stern reportedly had a fit. I mean, Howard practically admitted this on his stale show last Monday when he said he insisted on doing live shows for his fan when in reality, he was fighting his furlough. See the Beth Fan Page dated November 22, 2021, for that show's excerpts.

As exclusively blogged about on November 14 and 23, 2021, Andy Cohen did a live show the week of Thanksgiving and hosted Bob Mackie and Hailee Steinfeld when Stern had no guests because Stern's broadcast  last week was unplanned. Jeff Lewis of Radio Andy also did live shows and Jeff stated on his show [as blogged about on the 14th] that Sirius wants everyone back inside their buildings to broadcast beginning January 3, 2022, except for Howard Stern.

As this blogger opined several months ago, Howard is facing a second furlough this year after being furloughed by his boss Jennifer Witz in July and August, and that he would be facing another one in November and December and come back next year.

The battle goes on behind the scenes as Stern is reportedly fighting it out with Witz and the gloves are on trying to avoid the second furlough because he is fighting that retirement sword that will fall on his matted weave wig at the end of this current contract renewal. Might as well get used to it now, Stern, being off the air and only hearing your stale reruns as Sirius tries to get some advertising dollars out of them with paying you a stipend that's a peanut portion of your current annual cash salary of about 30 - 40 million.






Witz only wanted Radio Andy and others to air live shows, not Howard, because she believes that she can get shoppers to the Sirius counter to buy those useless receivers and hopefully get more corporate subs or a few suckers to buy a sub since the car market is depressed and have been advertising that you can get one full year of Sirius for free if you buy now when the freebie sub used to be about 30 days depending on the dealer. Yeah, Sirius is that desperate to hang onto its satellites that are floating into oblivion as Elon Musk launches Space X to shoot them out of the sky and he installs his own [spy] satellites to orbit the globe and get everyone on board with a virtual reality world where you can sit home and have all your board meetings in outer space or wherever your fantasyland leads you.








Witz is trying to edge out Howard in increments hoping that his fan will get used to having just a bunch of reruns aired on the Stern channels with a few scripted celebrity guests in between since Howard has always thought of himself as a Johnny Carson type of the radiowaves and Witz doesn't even want Stern back at the Sirius building at all and is fighting to get him to stick to his contract renewal agreement of seasonal furloughs so the company can save some money and Stern can get used to being GONE since he has a problem with just LEAVING. That old guy has some kind of weird dementia where he truly thinks he is Johnny Carson and even invoked him on today's stale Stern satellite radio show. My gosh, what will it take for Witz to permanently put the fritz on Stern? No one knows.

Here's today stale Stern show excerpts. Enjoy it while you choke on those stale turkey leftovers as you rationalize that the turkeys are already dead. Yeah, you're eating turkeys that are years old that sit in the deep freeze waiting to be doled out by supermarkets pretending they're fresh and only have a limited amount for sale when they've been all stuffed in freezers since 1989. Ha.













Thanksgiving Frier Update

This blogger didn't hear if there was any mention on today's show of what the vegan vegetarian couple Howard and Beth Stern did for Thanksgiving. We know that the help flew the coop and supposedly Howard stayed in his corporate apartment in NYC and Beth flew to her mother's house. I guess Howard finally used that ISDN line from his corporate apartment since during today's show, he said he was just painting a picture of Central Park when he normally broadcasts from his bargain basement bunker at his Hamptons house and Beth posted some IG photos from the Hamptons and nothing from New York, but Howard implied he was in New York. 

Beth does use her corporate apartment beneath Howard's to house her faux foster cats with her minions bussing them back and forth from the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. So those corporate apartments see a lot of action and that was before his first wife Alison Stern kicked Howard out of the house.

We see that Howard was obviously reading the last issue of Hamptons magazine featuring his kitchen wench Katie Lee Joel Biegel who loves to bake her buns at her Hamptons home with Howard peering through the window to get a glimpse at her Comfort Table.


Notice Beth hashtagged Katie Lee Biegel who was the person who gifted
her the overalls because Beth always wears overalls and tries to sell
the horrible cat heads merch so Katie was doing a dig at the old
frump housewife of Howard Stern. Beth never has any job and
is never on TV so she has no reason to not just wear overalls everyday while
Katie has a full wardrobe because she's a superstar on the Food Network.
Ha. Cut-low.



To get revenge on Katie Lee, Beth copied the Jerry Seinfeld Show episode "The Caddy," when Elaine was jealous of a voluptuous woman she knew that never wore a bra so she gifted her with a bra. The gift backfired because the woman wore the bra as a top and stopped traffic and Jerry almost had an accident when he sees her. Beth got back at Katie Lee by snapping that selfie above and posting it on her IG show, of her braless wearing those overalls Katie gifted to her to try and look sexy. Like, take this Katie, I'm braless and sexy when it's just pathetic looking at those low hanging boobs. Beth is all mad because Katie's a fixture on cable television while Beth's a fixture sitting home alone with Howard spending more time at Katie's Comfort Table than in Beth's empty garden.








The Beth Fan Page is celebrating its 10th year!!
Hooray, Howard, we will be here when you're finally given
the golden handshake. Enjoy this blog as much as your boss does.









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