.... the party never ends. You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend and now it's ... life to go ... you got it ...
Life's just one long party and jail time for the famous Alec Baldwin who can't stop making headlines for his public violent reactions however this time the crime wasn't his fault, right? I mean, a veteran actor who has handled weapons on dozens of movie sets can't be responsible for handling a weapon responsibly each and every time, right?
I wouldn't advise letting "Bullets Baldwin" into your home anytime soon unless all the weapons are removed first from the premises along with the booze, but I guess the booze is okay if the weapons are under lock and key. I mean, it's almost like the house rules about Howard Stern's wife Beth O, the famous falling down drunk girl who admitted to having too much to drink and took a header coming out of the ladies' room at the now defunct Hamptons eatery Harlow, which was suddenly bankrupt and out of business after that legendary fall with insiders alleging Howard sued the pants off that place and placed them on Beth's bare bottom line.
Reference the Beth Fan Page, August 29, 2016:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2016/08/eating-out.html?m=0
Yes, of course the scuttlebutt on Alec Baldwin is that he is an alleged drunk who allegedly beat up his former wife Kim Basinger who took him to the cleaners and he had the nerve to complain and write a book about divorce as he's a cry baby but then so is Howard Stern whose first wife took him to the cleaners and Stern had to launder his weave through Beth O's machine and she hung it out to dry.
I mean, who would trust Baldwin around any weapons at this point in his life? Well, I guess that nest of $cience lovers were just desperate to get some project off the ground because Baldwin needs the work to support all those kids he produced with that yoga instructor who already had a PR agent when Baldwin's agent set them up. It's common knowledge that $cientologists tell their clients to have kids no matter how old they are to get tons of free publicity, free being the operative word here, but Stern won't pay the money to do it with his current aged wife and Alec went overboard with doing it a million times with the cloned kids. I mean it cost money to make those babies but the publicity is free since most tabloids always report on baby news.
Yes, Howard talked about the drama on the movie set of Baldwin's movie called "Rust" where I guess it's about an old man who accidentally shoots everyone dead. It was reported that the camera wasn't rolling at the time of the fatal shooting when insiders are reporting that there never was any film in the cameras anyway as this was never to reach movie theaters but would rust away in the can and on the shelf forever because the studio needed another bomb to throw at the IRS to get some tax dollars refunded for the floundering industry. It has been reported that Netflix is taking over Hollywood and the old Grauman's Chinese Theater, now TCL Chinese Theater, will soon be renamed Netflix Chinese Theater.
Now, onto today's stale Stern satellite radio show excerpts. Have fun and remember to double-check that your next job is not with Bullets Baldwin.
Bang Bang Baldwin
Bang, Bang, you shot me down, bang, bang, I hit the ground, bang, bang, that awful sound, bang, bang, Baldwin shot me down ......
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