Howard gets tired of funding her lazy lifestyle so he set up cat rooms in each of their properties claiming those posh palaces are animal rescue shelters and that the public should give Beth cash to house them there. What a joke but evidently, idiots are giving Beth money so she can use it however she pleases while spending a peanut portion of the cash donations on selfies with alleged homeless cats and she thinks selfies are charity work.
The obvious absence of Howard Stern with Beth cannot be hidden as this blogger has long stated that all his Covid-19 selfie lockdowns were bullshit. Yeah, maybe in the beginning over a year ago when it was difficult trekking in and out of NYC but not anymore. He is back to his routine of only visiting Beth at that Hamptons Ant Hill while Beth has been spending more time at her Florida Reptile Ranch getting her scales shaved off in her cosmetic surgery center basement hideout. It's also been a long haul for lazy Beth to establish herself permanently inside Howard's properties. He bought that Manhattan Married Bachelor's Pad when he skated out on his first wife Alison and spent that "Private Parts" money on his new persona of a single married man dating Manhattan trolls that work at the China Club and sometimes, those take-out delivery girls aren't satisfied with just a tip and a so-long, good-bye dearie. Some of them expect to be dessert.
In a past blog entry, I have compared Beth with the Shirley MacLaine character in "Sweet Charity" when Shirley meets a famous Hollywood actor and he just had a spat with his beautiful celebrity girlfriend so he invites Shirley to a posh club with him to keep him company. The evening carries on and she is thrilled to be on his arm and ushered around in his limo and he ends up taking her to his exclusive Manhattan penthouse as a special treat because she was such a fan of his with Shirley wishing that her "friends could see her now".
But it was evident that Howard couldn't get Beth to leave and he was stuck. Now, this was right before 2000 when all of Stern's friends were already properly tested, vetted, and vaxxed. Beth passed all his tests and came out with a clean bill of health, she was current with all her shots, her teeth floated, hooves polished, and ShowSheen applied to her long locks. No one enters Howard's private world post-2000. Yeah, think about that for a second and ask yourself why that is. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Okay, that's enough waiting. Now onto the Beth Fan Page exclusive excerpts from today's stale Stern satellite radio show.
Beth's Reruns
Beth continues to upload old photos and passes them off as new as she doesn't understand the point of Instagram where it's supposed to be an instant snapshot of what a person is doing at that moment, not what they did years ago and then string them together hoping no one notices that all the photos are bullshit and can't be dated. Yes, Beth leads a lonely life of just barking orders at her paid pigeon sister-in-law Amy Grets who keeps fucking up those Helen the Cat merchandise orders and she is in danger of getting her pay docked.
Stale Clothes Repeat Update
I don't know what happened to Beth's clothing budget as one wonders what she is spending her salary on that she gets from Howard Stern Productions or from one of Stern's shell companies. I mean, who actually purchased that Florida Flophouse for Feral Felines? It's a super joke that the Sterns can use that place to house a few cats and count it as charity work. I mean, one wonders what is housed in that house other than a state-of-the-art basement cosmetic surgery center while Beth pretends all that Botox just grows inside her peanut shell head naturally.
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| Beth's trying to prove her photos are now current by sticking that fugly potato sack in them with Howard's computerized photoshop picture of that boring Helen the failed therapy cat. But we still have no idea when Howard Stern paid to have all that crap printed up for him on those factory made potato sacks. That's why Howard was ranting last year about the Post Office because his shipment of cheap merch from China was held up. I mean, Beth's gotta get paid somehow and I guess Howard just counts her as a loss on his income taxes. Who knows. |
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