I guess those stale Stern show writers are having difficulty coming up with more stunts for Beth Stern because she does nothing but sit around healing from liposuction and waiting for the swelling to go down from her facial Botox bump-ups trying to stuff a few pieces of candy into her swollen tight face while sipping Long Island Ice Teas through a straw hoping to stay vertical long enough to walk from the cement slab to pose for a few pictures outside and then hobbles back indoors to recuperate.
Pretty hilarious how both the Sterns claim to exercise all the time, doing the paid plug rowing machines and paid Peloton pedaling while loping around their neighborhood reporting on who is wearing a mask and who isn't when it's all a big joke as these two seniors are just sitting around healing from their latest round of nips and tucks and recovering from their fat-sucking machines pretending to go to the doctor all the time when it's just their regular pre-op cosmetic surgery tests.
As stated many times on this blog, the Sterns regularly visit their Florida Fortress Botox & Cosmetic Surgery Basement and the Covids have not curtailed their routine. Nothing stops Howard or Beth from their routine, sort of like a plastic surgery "Rain Man" personality. Howard's got to keep up appearances for the day he is finally launched into superstardom at 70 and his goofy wife Beth is waiting for launching at age 52 this year. Yeah, hope springs eternal but their youth doesn't. But, even in their younger days Howard could never get launched off that dull radio dial and Beth was a laughing stock in the modeling world working for a few dollars more than the average mall model modeling prom dresses for a discount store.
Following are excerpts from today's stale Stern satellite radio show - beware, there is a lot of rehash and reruns here because Howard can't report on what he really does which is heal from surgeries while scouring the Internet ensuring his PR Team has gotten all his little articles plugged into some online sites and then he's doing the telephone terrorism badgering producers to let him back on TV. Beth just sits around on her ever widening ass wondering when Howard is plugging more implants into her botched boy chest and fretting over being dissed for a year by everyone in show business and ignored due to the Covid invasion and not getting work for a year aside from that stale pre-recorded Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl with the Cat Bowl canceled. Yes, the entertainment industry had a huge excuse to ditch the Sterns and they've been successful and want to keep it this way.
As blogged about, Beth horned in on a stale loser cable cooking show as a plus one with Katie Lee Biegel who thought she'd marry Bobby Flay but got stuck with a Biegel Boy instead and that Bobby Flay cooking show, "Beat Bobby Flay", that was already in the can in 2019 [or maybe earlier] and just aired recently. Reference the Beth Fan Page, April 17, 2020, "Batched Beth" WHICH HAS BEEN DELETED BY GOOGLE FOR A BOGUS CLAIM - since she always batches her appearances so Howard can save money but he's already in the hole with Beth Sinkhole for a few hundred thousand or so and he will never see a return on his investment but it was her or Huston the Porn Star and in fact, Huston charged more so it really was down to Beth or nobody.
Florida Cement Model Update
This past week Beth posted a few of her cement modeling photos from Florida where she repeats a horrible looking stupid cat bikini that was a gift from her gal pal Whitney Cummings yet Beth changes out the hat that's from several years ago. She is careful not to wear identifying jewelry to throw Dame Beth-Man off the scent that these photos are not just repeats from past years. Who knows with Beth since Howard just keeps photoshopping these riot photos to smooth out that lumpy lipo body Beth has as well as those lumpy breasts that go from inflated to deflated in a matter of months.
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| Beth repeats that stale cat bikini and then repeats the hat. I guess in Florida it's just her on repeat island waiting for her ship to dock. She always hides her swollen Botox face from the camera because that's the reason for skating to Florida. It's to do those Botox bump-ups in her basement cosmetic surgery center at her Florida Fortress. Beth has to be camera ready for that fame call from Hollywood that's expected three days from never. |
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