This year is no different. She documents how she is overfeeding Helen the cat nonstop and makes fun of her weight. Most ignored pariahs turn to animals or their children to inflict pain and suffering so they can get the attention they crave.
Since Beth appears to be an alleged barren shemale, she turns her attention to her animals and loves to parade around pretending to save their lives when all she does is cage a few ferals for about 10 days before dumping them back at the charity that pays her as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) or onto other foster homes. Her regular house cats are all kept in a room and only let out for meals and photoshoots. Yes, it's horrible but it beats living on the street but at least then they may have been adopted by a loving family and not by an ignored selfie pariah leeching off the Stern bank accounts that are dwindling faster than Howard can empty the shelves and garages for a yard sale as he badgers his realtor to find some real buyers and not just the snoop sisters who want a gander at the geeks living in that Hamptons sinkhole with a basement that is bottoming out faster than the Sterns' careers.
This item below originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, February 2, 2020, when Beth almost killed Helen:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-sunday-sitz-bath-suspense.html
Beth also had the nerve to again plug that loser Kitten Bowl this year on her Instagram show using the same old stale publicity photos that the Hallmark Channel keeps reusing since they refuse to pour more money down their Beth Stern money pit.
The item below originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, August 30, 2019:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/beths-bogus-bowls.html
Howard has talked about cleaning out garages and storage warehouses on his stale satellite radio show and now Beth shows off her Hamptons closet with empty shelves as they are hoping to move permanently to Florida and sell off all their other stale properties. However, Beth moved to Florida permanently and only visits the New York area. But one wonders who will get Ralph? He has his own room in all the Stern properties except Howard's digs near Katie Lee's kitchen because that's a smaller place and Ralph inhabits the now-corporate apts in Manhattan where Beth lived beneath Howard's original married bachelor's pad where she conducts her NSAL cat adoption scam, I mean, business. Even though Katie Lee had a kid, she still has a plate waiting for Howard whenever he can break free from the selfie pariah he married.
Below are photos of Beth's hilarious wedding dress she has the nerve to preserve in a glass closet cabinet that was a free gift from the Sterns' friend Harvey Weinstein and his then-wife Georgina Chapman who co-founded Marchesa. Yes, that dress was free and that is the exact price Howard normally likes to pay for stuff.
Beth shows her fan how her Hamptons closet is empty because she's moved to Florida. I wonder when that dress will be moved in a refrigerator truck for preservation and will live in the Florida fortress.
Covid Invasion Update
The Covids love football and were out in full force on Super Bowl Sunday as Howard Stern keeps hoping that they will toss a football at Beth's giant bowl head and he will finally be free from the selfie leech but that's not likely to happen anytime soon. Everyone thinks Howard is going first and the family have orders to not press release where he died until the body is on ice in the morgue facing Mecca or facing Denny's whichever is easiest to find.
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| A fan barely captures a Covid on the field in a blurry photo but proves that Covids love to play ball. |
Super Joe Biden Cabinet Update
Yes, old man Biden is filling his cabinet with tons of granola and Metamucil while he gathers together his superstar staff to make sure his election sticks while the Covids easily clear that barbed wire fence surrounding the White House as Lady Gaga pins more Masonic symbols on her clothes hoping no one will notice she really isn't the Queen of the Underworld and Satan doesn't even know her name. Boo hoo. Sorry. The throne is still empty as fake Hillary tries to contain her bobblehead.
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| Joe Biden's team is on the case handling important global issues. |
Presidential Appointments Update
Howard Stern kissing Hillary's butt has paid off. Joe Biden is expected to appoint Howard as a Special Ambassador to the Ethics Committee. Yay, Howard. Good goin'. We hope it gets you some much needed cash so you don't have to keep selling T-Shirts with your cat Helen printed on them. I don't think even Larry King resorted to photoshopping little kitty cat pictures and printing them on T-Shirts with a home printer and selling them online.
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| Not sure Howard has enough sag on those arms of his. |
Fashion Week Update
NYC Fashion Week is approaching and most of the shows will be sans a physical audience unless they are for actual buyers but Howard Stern has failed to score a freebie corporate ticket for his selfie wife Beth since 2017 and we wonder if she can score a virtual ticket to the shows. I think after modeling her Helen the cat T-shirt on her Instagram Show, no designers are hunting her down to model their big ticket designs but then Beth is a big ticket herself and the designers would have to drum up more fabric before they could fit Beth into one of their haute couture designs and trot her down a runway.
Speaking of fashion, Beth is all ready to celebrate the Chinese New Year of the Ox and she looks very Chinese with her giant eyelift and squinty eyes wearing her red Chinese dress in a photo from a few years ago. Way to go Beth. I bet you miss all your Chinese businessmen from years ago when you were single and worked out of the basement of a Chinese restaurant as an appetizer on the to-go menu. I might cry. How sad; but Beth cheated on all her boyfriends, she admitted it on the air when Howard interviewed her years ago and it all backfired since she didn't know she was a part of the buffet and was never advertised as an a la carte dish.
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