Fitbit to be Tied

Probably the funniest thing to come out of the stale Stern Sirius satellite radio show in recent weeks was the staff revelation on the November 17, 2020 show when Howard asked his sidekick Robin Quivers what that huge thing was on her wrist. Robin replied that she wears a Fitbit on her wrist everyday. 

Robin has been battling the bulge ever since her Atkins Diet where she posed with Atkins himself to get his book signed [which later inspired the Keto diet gimmick], and then years later started a Vegan diet that almost killed her sending her to the ER because she allegedly ate mountains of Vegan chocolate mousse nonstop for 20 days and exploded through her lap band surgery and was the only person to gain weight after a bout with staged cancer and ever since then she continues to be the size of a pudgy hippo zipping around with her Fitbit making Howard happy because he can't stand it if anyone is younger or thinner than himself.

Fitbit Robin should be plugging Subway sandwiches.

But the only thing getting smaller on Robin is her salary since Howard cut her news segment since the Covid invasion in NYC and Sirius shut down its building and sent Howard to work from his bargain basement at his Hamptons Hostel and B&B and sent Robin to her kitchen permanently counting her mileage from her Zoom desk to her fridge.

Here are a few excerpts from the stale Stern satellite radio show:

Remember this picture, Howard? We loved it when The Don arranged for Kylie Bax to pretend she dated you and then she came out later saying it was all a giant fake. Oh, yeah, those were good times when you were single for like, never. You know how we loved it when you paid purpose girls to pretend they slept with you when all you could get was Beth that you couldn't shake off like gum on your shoe. The closest Beth could get to either Playboy or Sports Illustrated was selling them under her streetlight.

Yes, the Beth Fan Page did celebrate its 9-year anniversary last month in November. Our Team, along with invited superstars, gathered and celebrated the success of the most famous blog on the Internet. Everyone had a good time except for Madonna, who couldn't get her bloated head to fit through the door.

  Next time, get a better clone job.

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