No Time for Losers

After this image originally appeared on
the Beth Fan Page on October 25, 2020,
the election takes a downturn and Trump
loses out on a second term. Coincidence?

Various online sources, including the Associated Press, have officially announced that Donald J. Trump is the biggest loser in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election and Joe Biden is the winner.

Insiders are alleging that the Trump camp threw the fight on purpose because how else could Trump have lost to Joe Biden who acts like Spock in search of his brain that was stolen by an alien race - hmmm, maybe the Covids stole Biden's brain. Of course Biden winning the election is a mystery since he was never interviewed by Howard Stern on his stale satellite radio show when he was on the campaign trail or at any other time for that matter. Howard's fan remembers that Howard claimed that the reason Hillary Clinton lost the election to Trump was because she refused to do the Stern show when she was campaigning for the Presidency. She only did the Stern show last year to plug her loser book that other people wrote and she slapped her name on it as if anyone cares anyway.

Trump did everything to get people to turn against him, even parading around with a fake Melania with this blogger inferring that Beth Stern was horning in on the job to impersonate the First Lady and suddenly, Trump loses the election. Yeah, everyone is sick of being bugged by Beth O'Bugger and her husband Howard Horninsky. Everyone knows if Beth could have gotten into the Oval Office that no one could have gotten her to leave and then if Howard were to show up, good luck getting him out of the White House. He would've held the ghost of Abraham Lincoln hostage until you gave him a talk show on Netflix.

However, other insiders are reportedly alleging that White House operatives including the CIA and FBI, ensured Trump would lose the election and be escorted back to Mar-a-Lago to simply put a stop to Howard Stern's telephone terrorism that he is known to engage in. Reportedly, Howard Stern has been bugging the White House nonstop to get Trump back as a guest on his stale satellite radio show, to get he and Beth freebie dinners at Mar-a-Lago and generally bug Trump for freebie helicopter rides to the Sterns' empty Florida home that only has power turned on in a few rooms when they arrive for their Botox bump-ups with doctors on call to meet them in the ladies room, plus, Stern constantly bugs Trump to get Howard a show on TV. I know, it's a mess, and the only way the White House can be free of Stern is to dump Trump.

Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about being ousted before his second term but what can be done? No one can take another four years of Howard Stern's constant phoning and texting and the only other solution would have been for President Trump to fake his own death, which some believe he is still considering to be free from getting STUCK with the Sterns again.

Rob and Sheri Zombie are still hiding from the Sterns and they were last seen in Connecticut heading for a voting booth wearing their Covid masks so Covids wouldn't recognize who they were. Yeah, they've both got egos there, as if Covids would want their autograph. Rob has a new CD coming out next March, which is about one year from when the entire U.S. was on lockdown hiding from the Covid invasion with all holidays canceled since Covids know that a lot of humans can be found in clumps around the country and therefore easier to abduct into their spacecrafts.

Rob debuted a video from his upcoming new CD and it's called "King Freak" which everyone is buzzing that it's a jab at Howard Stern. Isn't Howard the King of All Freaks or did he just marry a freak? Everyone thinks Howard got Beth from a circus sideshow when she was a belly dancer traveling with wandering ventriloquists from Russia and they needed some cash so sold her to Howard and he's been stuck with her ever since. Yeah, do a good deed and you pay for it, sometimes forever, and you make applesauce out of that rotten apple you bobbed for.

But since the Covid invasion, Howard mainly stays home washing fruit and has only gone out to his doctor's office for a checkup and they have to tell him the heart stress test machine is a Peloton and a male nurse has to dress in spandex pretending to be his coach.

Rob's new song and video release is amazingly Sheri-free. In his new single "The Triumph of King Freak", he mentions "drinking blood in the arena" which is a direct shout-out and signature stamp of Donald Marshall [clone/illuminati world insider]. Marshall claims to have ghostwritten a lot of songs for a lot of famous singers and rock bands including Rob Zombie. Also, Marshall is known to put lyrics in the songs he writes to identify himself since he is trapped in the clone world having been recruited as a little kid. The arena is where a lot of stuff happens, violence, games, you name it, and the people in the stadium place bets on the outcomes and not everyone survives the arena.

Beth Fans remember the exclusive revelation by this blogger about the alleged origins of RZ's most famous hit songs of his early career, songs he can no longer write. He's lost it or he's lost his alleged ghostwriter.

Reference the Beth Fan Page dated July 1, 2020:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/07/dreaming-be-damned.html

Pretty interesting that Rob's new song and his music is available on Sirius - uh no - it's on SPOTIFY. HA HA HA, and with Howard's second channel Howard 101 just sitting there with egg on its dial.

It was pretty funny on the November 3, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show when Howard was too terrified to bring up Robin being a "Dame" again since this blogger called him out on it making it obvious he or his show writers reads the famous Beth Fan Page. [Reference the Beth Fan Page October 25, 2020.]

November 3, 2020, Stale Stern Satellite Radio Show Excerpts

Ccomments in red are by this blogger:

"American Nightmare" was played forever since Howard was probably washing his fruit. I guess Ralph was in residence arguing with Beth how he's been with Howard longer than she has. Same ol' fight that Howard has to break up.

Howard: "Here we go, finally we're here. We're having election - I always looks at these oddsmakers, the guys who cover bets and they have this thing tightening up which I can't even believe. I'm sitting in my basement for eight months and the election is so tight that some of 'em can't call it. Can you imagine? I don't even know what's going on. I just read an article this morning about how people in America are moving to Australia. When did you ever see that in the past? I mean, that's what I'm talking about, this fucking country." 

Robin: "There is a what they call a Blaxit, black people are moving out of this country and I might be one of them. I can broadcast from England, can't I?" You mean pretending to be a DAME again?

Howard: "Sure you can, you'll be Lady Quivers over there. [yeah, avoid repeating that Dame bit, right Howard?] You'll have a better way of life according to this article, in Australia - like I told ya', my friend's over in Australia, they got that place locked down. So, I told my friend's in quarantine in Australia in a hotel because they flew in from America and they have guards outside the door." Sounds lovely. Is Howard sure his "friend" isn't named Ghislaine under federal protection?

Robin: "They're still in that hotel?"

Howard: "Today's the day they get out. And they hand them all kinds of ways that they have to behave. They escort the person out of the hotel. They got that thing so locked down in Australia and the reason people are moving to Australia especially if they have young kids, you can go to school there and everything, there's no Covid because they've got the thing locked down. Everyone's tested, everything's traced. I told you they had nine new cases, that was it. ... I don't know what's gonna be but if you think this is - I mean, 'Fire Fauci'? A guy of science? I mean, what's going on? This feels like a weird, bizarre world I'm in." No one knows how or why Stern is affected by Covids. He reportedly sits in his bargain basement bunker with Reynolds Wrap on his head smokin' weed wondering if Beth is a man or a woman while Ralph delivers his mail.

Robin: "Well, Howard, aren't you alarmed that for the first time in your lifetime basically, people are saying, 'Oh, after the vote there might be unrest'?"

Howard: "That is another weird thing like I'm looking at like The White House is boarded up, I mean, those guys, they've got every kind of protection, they're boarding up. Manhattan is boarded up. And even the mayor's saying like you know 'Hey, we don't think you need to board up but if you think you do, do it.' The only people who are gonna make out are the plywood salesmen, there is so much plywood being put on. I mean, I don't believe what's going on. I just don't believe this is the America I grew up in. And depending on the outcome of this election, it will alter my view of America one way or the other. I mean, 'cause I don't know what the fuck is going on, I don't understand the other side of this. ... I don't get any of the things I wake up to in the morning and I'm reading. So, we'll see."

Robin: "And the stupid comments people make when they interview people and they say, 'Who did you vote for?' [I couldn't believe Robin said this next part in a Hispanic accent] 'I voted for Trump. When he says something, he sticks to it. He's not afraid of nobody'."

Howard: "No, he's not [snickers]."

Robin: "Well, like so what, what does that do for your life, dumb-dumb?" Robin just insulted the Hispanics in America.

Howard: "By the way, England just went into a month-long lockdown."

Robin: "And much of Europe is doing the same thing like I saw I think it was Austria where they had that violence in Vienna, they're locked down today and so people were at the bars last night. I mean, are we in such horrible shape as human beings that they say 'you're going into lockdown' so people rush to the bar to get one last drunk [she actually said that] in, in public?" Sounds like Dame Robin had one too many before this broadcast. I heard there was a brawl in Brussels and a ruckus in Rome or maybe they were doing the rumba in Roma or the Roomba in Romania.

Later, talking about his Peloton --

Howard: "... I wear a heart monitor while I do it and if I get up to like 140, I start to pass out like I start to get dizzy and I start to like - I can't even believe this but it's crazy, I start to go whoa! Yeah, so I'm trying to keep up with Peloton Jenn." Howard's doctors have to tell Howard it's a Peloton when he goes for a heart stress test.

Robin: "You're never gonna get up on the leaderboard at that rate."

Howard: "No, I'm not going anywhere. If I see that heart monitor going up, I just go whoa, slow down, slow down. It's weird, man. But my wife loves Hydrow [paid plug]. She does it every day. She is ripped from that Hydrow [Howard can't stop using that ripped word], that's the rowing machine. I can't do it, I don't know."

Robin: "You don't do the Hydrow?"

Howard: "No, she does it, every day religiously. And she's such an athlete [insert laughter], she smiles during it [because she's nuts]. Like, I walk in, she's smiling [is she high on pot?]. She goes, 'I love this.' I go, 'You should be miserable.' She goes, 'I don't know they don't make it hard enough so you sweat.' I go, 'Are you kidding me?' She's up to like putting the thing on this high [no, she's just high] - and I'm like 'Wow, God bless.' Her arms are now ripped from doing that." She has average 51 year old arms, Howard. Your wife is a housewife with botched breast implants that are so far apart they practice social distancing so they don't get Covid.

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Howard Stern Contract-Con Update

As of September 2020, Howard Stern is not listed among the top radio show hosts because satellite radio always trails behind real radio. For the first time this year, they had to do giant Howard Stern disclaimer since the radio deadweight was all mad that this blogger normally reports on the list of top talk radio show hosts pointing out how Howard is not on the list or trails behind the heavy hitters. Right, so this year, they had to say that SIRIUS has talk radio hosts that are popular but Sirius does not release the numbers of listeners, duh, it's because they have no clue who listens to each individual show. That was the reason Stern went to pay radio so he could claim all the subscribers listen to his show. It's all a farce. Stern was dumped onto pay radio because he could no longer compete with real radio talk show hosts. Howard reportedly is all glad that Michael Savage is retiring since Howard deems himself the winner when a competitor dies or retires.

Notice the cleverly disguised Howard Stern disclaimer since this blogger
is the only one exposing Howard for being a loser on the radio. Howard
cannot compete with real radio. He is a loser dumped onto a pay service
and Sirius does not know who listens to what on their stale channels.

Howard's fan is all worried about when and if Howard will re-sign with the flailing satellite radio company with Oscar Meyer Weiner pushed off the deck onto a row boat until his contract runs out and he pretends it was all planned and that he wanted to retire and straps on that golden parachute.

Covid Invasion Update

The celebs hiding from Covids for the past six months have emerged with tighter faces and new thicker wigs to hide the surgery. Ellen DeGeneres thinks her new look will inspire people to tune into her stale talk show that's been slated for the scrap heap.

Ellen spent approximately $200,000 to look like
Eddie Haskell.

Election Outcome Update

Reportedly, Melania is inconsolable that she only got one term as the First Lady of the U.S. while Barron is busy organizing his sock drawer.

Don't Worry Darling

The cinema will be back up and running at full throttle very soon with Olivia Wilde as a producer of her new film that's been shelved because suddenly everyone on the production is Covid-positive. Oh brother. Talk about fakers who have to hide their turkeys from the ovens. No wonder Thanksgiving and Xmas are canceled.

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Mother of God

Howard Stern is reportedly bugging the hell out of Dr. Fauci to get him as a guest on his stale Sirius satellite radio show and wants to score some points with his Sirius honchos that are looking to cut the cords with Howard and his bargain basement radio show with a Beth stuck in it. It's so funny because that's what Howard got in his divorce settlement. His ex-wife Alison got the motherlode and all Howard got was his NYC apartment with a Beth stuck in it. 

As exclusively reported on this blog by this blogger several years ago, Howard moved out of that now-corporate set of apartments and only visits to wine and dine his Sirius bosses or do other business dealings with Beth's apartment beneath Howard's. He has his own private space near Katie Lee's Kitchen and faces being exposed for more than being a fake Gardein eater when the guy guzzles meat and fish like it's going extinct and so does his current wife Beth Stern while they play at being vegans who eat meat and fish. Yeah, I know. Well, Gardein is a sponsor of the show and how fitting that they chose Mr. Fartman to push Gardein that will plug up your colon quicker than a gerbil inside an American Gigolo.

Howard Stern takes a jab at Dr. Fauci with an evil Dr. Fauci inserted in his stale Stern satellite radio show on October 26, 2020 [comments in red are by this blogger].

Excerpts:

Howard: "... and you know this whole thing is ignoring science, ignoring masks, ignoring a government that's telling us what to do, ignoring Dr. Fauci. This guy, Dr. Fauci, God bless him. I don't know how he's staying in the game, I mean, he is just insulted all the time. This is a man of science. The humiliation I mean, here's the humiliation."

Played a news clip, "Today instead of attacking the virus, the President is going after the leading authority on infectious diseases, Dr. Anthony Fauci, calling him and other experts 'idiots'."

Howard: "I mean, it's insanity. 'I like him,' 'I don't like him,' 'He's an idiot,' 'We would have 500,000 deaths.' According to the New York Times, there were 59,000 cases in the U.S. on Sunday, October 25. Compare that to Australia, I mean, it's crazy. The U.S. just hit the highest seven-day average of cases since the pandemic began. How is that acceptable? How is this a government? What the fuck are we doing?"

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Howard: "And then I saw Trump speaking, he's literally using the fact that Biden will listen to scientists as a reason not to vote for Biden. He actually got up and said oh he's gonna listen to all these scientists and close down the country. And, by the way, Australia isn't closed down [they're just out to lunch], there's just leadership and then people feel patriotic when they wear a mask. But this Dr. Fauci, he got us thinking, to be humorous and not be all serious, we made a phony phone call to a mistress [the bit was Fake Fauci calling a 'wild and sexy mistress' hotline because Howard's mad Fauci won't do his bargain basement radio show]. We pretended to be Dr. Fauci because we just thought the discussion was just how much humiliation - the only way that Fauci could stay in the game is because he loves humiliation." The "mistress" berated Fake Fauci who acted like he was getting turned on.

Later, Howard and Beth did a relationship check-in text with each other and they found that they are both very happy even though Beth's been in Pittsburgh visiting her family doing her own check-in to see if her felon father is still vertical. Yeah, that's public record, folks, about how Beth's Daddy-O was politely asked by officials to Surrender Dorothy who was holding his dental license hostage in an insurance fraud tornado.

Howard: "... So now I have chores you know I make the bed in the morning, I have a Roomba, whatever it is I do, whatever Beth tells me to do. But washing the fruit is mine because I'm the only one who eats fruit in the house, Beth is not a fruit eater [we know; she doesn't do oral]. So, you know, strawberries are bigger than blueberries and they're a pain in the ass [they're not meant for your ass]. There's so much clean-up involved with this [let's not go there]. You would think it'd be a no-brainer, easy, but there's like 10, 15 minutes of clean-up afterwards that just annoys the fuck out of me. I just eliminated the strawberries and so now I just don't have 'em. But I miss 'em but I don't want to clean 'em [he kept sniffing here]. By the time you're ready to eat these strawberries, you're ready to kill yourself or starve to death. I've lost tons of weight by the way. I've eliminated everything I had to clean, it's called the clean diet. I'm down to eating nothing. But I'm on a pretty good diet now, I've been dropping the weight. Same thing in the morning, yogurt, sugar-free, Metamucil, little bit of granola, one little tablespoon of granola and some blueberries." Sounds like a Covid cure.

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Howard: "... and then for dinner, I eat a sensible dinner whatever that might be [since I'm making all this up]. A couple of nights a week I cheat a little and I have a really outrageously good dinner like I had those Gardein burgers the other night [since they're a sponsor]. But most nights just a little vegetable, grilled fish and maybe a potato again or something." What's the point of Gardein faux meat pods and then having real fish? I guess Howard has to pretend to eat Gardein garbage or he'll lose that loser sponsor of his.

=END=

Excerpts from the October 27, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show with comments in red by this blogger - yeah, Howard already forgets the prior show's bit about him losing a ton of weight. Howard forgot to hire a script continuity girl.

Howard: "I got a problem over here. I actually re-button my shirts, I actually put extra buttons on them so my belly won't show through the shirt and the TV people just told me that my belly - I forget how they put it, they don't say 'Your belly's sticking out,' they go 'Your shirt's a bit crumpled in an area.' I go, 'Oh, you can see my white belly through the shirt.' It's like a little hole here and you can just see belly and hair sticking out it's vile." 

Howard's not on television and why would your belly stick out if you're so skinny with your lying diet of food you never touch? Oh wait. Yeah, I know, Stern stuffs his face with his favorite food of shrimp with pasta. He used to force his youngest daughter to eat that crap at Nobu when he had shared custody of his lab rat.

Robin: "Like the buttons gap open because of - oh dear."

Howard: "It's like right before we're about to go on, they go 'Howard, your belly is making the control room vomit.' And I'm like you know what, I'm aware of it but that would mean I have to go upstairs and my house is pretty big [and Beth's nowhere to be seen] so I'd have to go all the way upstairs for 10 minutes and find a shirt and change and you know what [Sirius would make me make up the time], my belly's the least disgusting thing about me so maybe you'll focus on that if you're watching this on the app. ..."

Robin: "I thought you were losing weight you said." Yeah, we know. A script writer fucked up.

Howard: "I am, my weight's down, but it's like my belly is loose anyway. I don't even understand how you can be 6'5", weigh 189 pounds, and you still have a big gigantic belly. It's like Biafra, maybe I'm starving myself to death. And you know what it is, when I used to run and I used to do like more ab work, core work in the gym, I actually almost was bordering on a six-pack [of beer instead of my usual Vodka with tonic]. And then I don't know there came a point in my time where I couldn't run anymore because my head would hurt, the back of my neck would get tight [sounds like his wig strings were coiling up], so I stopped running.

=END=

Excerpts from the October 28, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show where Howard proves once again that he or his pigeons read the Beth Fan Page. Comments in red are by this blogger.

Howard: "... Ralph's [Howard's longtime companion] very passionate that Trump's gotta go. It came down to this: If Ronnie [Howard's longtime tiny chauffeur] will vote for Biden, Ralph would answer three very important questions about his sexuality and we'd finally have an answer whether Ralph is gay or not [thus proving whether Howard is gay or not]. And this was very interesting. So the boys [boys??] took a breather, I told them to go home and think about. Even I went upstairs and Beth goes, 'Well, what happened? Who's gonna know who Ronnie voted for, why didn't Ronnie just say he's voting for Biden and then we would have found out about Ralph.' I said, 'Well, Ronnie's honest, he would actually vote for Biden if he says he's gonna do it.' ... Ronnie isn't usually a guy who kills the party but Ronnie killed it yesterday." There was a party?

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Howard: "... But he [Ralph] did share, I remember when he shared on the show he was dating a girl from 'Star Trek' if you remember."

Yeah, we all remember since the Beth Fan Page just jogged your memory for a bit for the show since I just used STAR TREK AS A MAJOR THEME FOR MY PRIOR BLOG ENTRY dated October 25, 2020:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/10/dame-dame-dame.html

And Ralph's fugly scripted girlfriend was a Buchwald client named Terry Farrell, yeah, a man's name what a shock.

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Moving onto Halloween bashing:

Howard: "... I actually had some fun Halloweens with my buddies and we'd go out and create mayhem, whatever our version of mayhem was [it involved hemming dresses]. I just see it now and it's just like it's all a waste of time, it's just a waste of time because time runs out and then you realize you wasted time with dopey Halloween." Yeah, and candy corn is played out.

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Howard: "People take Halloween very seriously, people are really upset about Halloween being canceled."

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Later, Beth chimes in about thinking Ralph is gay which was totally boring but the bitch's gotta earn her salary somehow.

Howard also commented on some guy named Matt Walsh who was arguing that Halloween should not be canceled. Of course it was not canceled in most parts of the nation but social distancing was generally practiced.

This led to another bombshell by Howard Stern regarding Halloween:

Howard: "Why not get dressed as a sexy cat? You don't want to miss out on that."

Gee, what made Howard blurt this out specifically? Oh, because the Beth Fan Page just posted a photo of BETH from Halloween 2017 when she painted her face like a cat thinking she's sexy as that is her constant shtick.

This photo appeared on the Beth Fan Page October 25, 2020 and Howard was referencing
this as Beth as a sexy cat since that's what she thinks she is.

In other Halloween news, it was nice to see that Brooke Shields is still the foreman of her funny farm.

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