Hello, Dear

Welcome to the jungle...gym...since most of you suckers are stuck working from home with your kids while you type away on your computer pretending to work so your employer won't catch on you're nonessential dead weight in the company. 

Speaking of dead weight, we've got "Telecommute Howard Stern" working from his basement ballroom and bunker happy as a clam since his hair is back to being poofy since the Sirius installation of 5G in the Stern hovel, however, Howard doesn't have to worry about any little Howardettes running around bugging him since that was the thing with finding Miss Thing #2 was that he couldn't afford that second family especially since it has been a long held belief that Stern can't father anything the natural way except no one has a definition of what natural actually means especially Mr. Tesla Co-Founder wanting to put a bot inside his head to become the machine that controls the world while the Gatekeeper got canned by the board of his own company after wanting to tattoo all Americans so they are marked and ready for e-slaughter.

Bang, bang, shoot 'em up, the party never ends when the bottle's your best friend as one wonders just where Howard Stern is in between broadcasting his stale Sirius satellite radio show from his basement in his Hamptons Sinkhole House with Continuity of Government in the Stern household run by Beth O'Stern spinning like a top since Commander Beth demands everyone to smack those heels together when they approach her and salute while Howard is all amazed what a tight ship she runs because apparently the servants ran off fearing a virus taking over more than our computers. But then, Beth really has not been earning her keep what with nothing on the horizon until the summertime when she's back to bugging her hubby to get Sirius to fund yet another fundraiser for her bullshit foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), with the newly trademarked Beth's Furry Friends, at The Stephen Talkhouse in the Hamptons that will never be free from the Sterns unless they fake their own COVID-19 death. Yes, this year will be three years in a row if Beth can get her face again at the Talkhouse as she already threw up the cat signal to David Spade on her IG recently since he hosted and performed at the first BFF fundraiser in 2018 and that loser singer Josh Radin was the big cheese performer for the second year [2019] as we wonder what she'll come up with this summer to get Sirius to co-sponsor another fundraiser at The Talkhouse that benefits her Hamptons Hellnest where she fosters a few photoshopped cats for a week or so and then shoves them through the adoption spin cycle.

However, 5G installation means nothing. Don't fear tech. It just means faster downloading of your favorite version of the movie "Star Wars". That's why the government is spending billions on 5G conversion just so the happy homemaker can download all of her Luke Skywalker movies faster than she can spin a salad. 

Dame Beth-Man checked in with her spies to find out the status of the Martian Beth Fan Page's alien invasion of planet earth. They sent these photos below. Gee; I'm not sure who's winning here. Thank God Dame Beth-Man is a vegetarian yet the Martians aren't. Hmmm.......

Howard Stern is insanely jealous of Jenny and her guest co-host hubby
during the COVID19 hoopla as Howard seeks to plagiarize this idea
using his virulent wife Beth as a regular buttinsky while he broadcasts
his stale Sirius satellite radio show from his Hamptons home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aAnPFeo11s

Reports are coming from the Stern Show Home Edition camp that Beth
is already in contract disputes over her surprise new hit series "Virulent Beth".

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