Hillary Headlines on Howard

Yes, Hillary was on the Stern show only after reading about it on the BETH FAN PAGE. I mean, aren't those Sirius Stooges all democrats and yet they couldn't get Hillary Clinton on the Stern show until NOW after Dame Beth-Man specifically brought it up again on December 1? Uh, yeah ! DUH !

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/12/florida-folly.html

Hillary avoided being in Howard's stale book of Sirius interviews that came out earlier this year because she just now showed up for the first time in Stern's stale studio and she probably didn't like it that only Stern profits from the publication of all his past Sirius interviews, but hey, everyone knows that Howard is part of a humiliation ritual and Hillary just passed through the fire. Does she win New York now for the democratic nomination? Ha ha ha. It hardly matters because everyone is saying The Don is not leaving the White House anytime soon especially with Miss Russia as his wife [I know, Croatians don't think they're Russian like all those other irritating countries around Mother Russia but they are]. 

Howard's sidekick Robin Quivers was all excited
meeting her idol Hillary Clinton.

Hillary thinks that smirking her way through her press tour will win her the White House. It might get her a White Castle burger but that's about all she can hope for at this point. Oh yeah, we want this giant lug nut in the White House as President. She'll scare the ghosts out of the Abe Lincoln bedroom. Melania should have hired Hillary to spirit cook some ghosts for her and scare off the mold in the pantry. Maybe Barron could have had a dog if Hillary agreed to be the official Presidential Pet and bark at the moon on all fours. Hillary would agree to that if it got her in that White House to sneak inside the secret passages to stare at Melania through the eyes of the Picasso painting hanging in her bedroom.

12-4-19, Howard has a permanent surprised expression after visiting
his Florida Botoxology Basement and has weird tight smooth
skin and bulging eyes that look dilated. That Nerf frizz wig is hilarious.
He can't seem to get rid of that weird puffy bag under the left eye.

In other news, it was so nice that the public funded a new habitat for Beth Ostrosky Stern at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) so Beth could strike a million poses and Howard Stern can shop them around hoping to get them printed somewhere. Yes, NSAL spent about 8 million of the public's money to build a new place for Beth to play "Homeless Cat Model" and get her foundation's name slapped on the whole cat adoption center when it's really a spoiled rotten pets center. Good luck taking home one of these spoiled felines unless your house looks like a cat habitat too or you just keep your cats locked in their own room like Beth does and only lets them out for phony photoshoots to pretend they have the run of the house when they don't.

Yes, big-bottom Beth who bottomed out a lot this past year, getting snubbed more than usual in the Hamptons, found a new place to pose for a million photoshoppped photos of herself in an animal print dress, wow, how original, that screams it's another idiot Howard Stern Production. The NSAL cat adoption center was an excuse to photograph Beth at another venue since it seems the Sterns have worn out their posing and photoshopped welcome at the Hamptons Wildlife Rescue Center where they have that gig already played out. Beth's already bugged them enough for a big photoshoot and Howard featured some of their animals at the center in a photoshoot for Social Life magazine in 2018. As exclusively revealed by this blogger, the Sterns invented the "Getting Wild" fundraiser for the Wildlife Rescue Center to get Beth press mileage while donating zero dollars and getting everyone else to donate to the center when the Sterns do zilch. Beth is a disappearing nightmare at real Hamptons fundraisers where she is not the star and can barely crash an event here and there and grab an invited guest physically and attach her body to theirs so her picture will be printed online somewhere or in the Hamptons magazine editorial group shot pages.

Now Beth found a new habitat for herself to have her picture taken a million times. Yeah, expect to see photos popping up from this photoshoot from November 2019 for years to come and Beth will pass them off as current photos of herself. Just about nothing is current concerning the Sterns because that current is fried.

We love to keep track of the awesome Botox smirks that make these dumbass celebs look like stroke victims. As blogged about before, the Sterns have Botox smirks too as does Brooke Shields who lies from her smushed up mouth about not having any plastic surgery but these dopes don't think it isn't obvious they've already had their facelifts and now have resorted to getting their falling facelifts injected with junk.

Hilarious photo of Amber Heard and her
Botox smirk making her look like a
stroke victim. Does she also have
an underbite?? Ha.

Blind Bella Item: Which phony vegetarian radio talk show host had to dish out some dough to the Clinton Foundation before the prime candidate agreed to a pre-approved interview script leaving the frazzled loudmouth struggling for extra cabbage this Christmas?

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