Good-bye Apollo

The New York Post Page Six is reporting that the billionaire Ron Perelman has had it with his annual fundraiser, the Apollo in the Hamptons, because of what Page Six is not reporting; read between the lines. 

This year's event, held Saturday, 8-3-19, was the last one for good ol' Ron at his enormous Hamptons compound unlike the Sterns who own only an average big house in front of a shoreline of sand crabs and weeds with scorpions storming the pool room and neighbors within talking distance. Yeah, they call the Perelman mansion a palace while the Sterns' B&B is a falling apart hostel for desperate housewives that have to work for a living and Howard holds his pitiful fundraisers for their foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, every summer offering free soda and chips while Beth plants her donation cans by the doorway.

How many times did Ron have to put up with those Sterns who sneak inside and the help has to wonder where the silverware went. Notice when the Sterns show up, they are never pictured SEATED but stand in the back or mill around the super huge Hamptons Perelman Palace nosing around. Howard and the cheapskate Matt Lauer and his wife JADE [insert laughter for her stupid model name] was in standing room only way in the back behind all the tables of seated guests and Howard had the nerve to grouse about it on his stale satellite radio show at the time.

Standing room only for these cheapskates?

We love the Homeless Howard look in 2017 as he only shows up for the
free eats while Beth pinches trinkets on the way
back from the bathroom providing she can stay vertical long
enough to make it to the limo.

8-3-19, notice the Seinfelds are seated at a table purchased by them or their
selfie foundation Good Plus [formerly Baby Buggy] using other people's money.
They scored a table next to Patti LaBelle who also performed at
the final fundraiser for the Apollo in the Hamptons. Maybe now Howard
can take up the event and crowd a bunch of folding chairs around his
tiny pool area and have the help shoot scorpions all night so the
guests won't get stung and the neighbors can watch the entire
concert for free peering over Stern's wall.

Of course Bon Jovi is there every year for the Apollo in the Hamptons and practically started it with Perelman since apparently, no one can hold a fundraiser without Bon Jovi pushing his company label wine in everyone's faces. Even for the Stern Stephen Talkhouse Bianca's Furry Friends Fundraiser last August, Bon Jovi was right there pushing his "Hampton Water" with his son who he is trying to push into actually working for a living. So funny the press releases for Bon Jovi's Rose wine says it was developed by his son Jesse, oh and a giant FRENCH winemaker Gerard Bertrand. Yeah, talk about attaching some rock star kid's name to a product developed by a real winemaker. What a joke. Bon Jovi bought an award for his wine in 2018.

8-3-19, the last hurrah for the Apollo in the Hamptons
and Perelman is also free from Bon Jovi Buttinsky and his stupid wine.

So far, no evidence exists that the Sterns were at the Apollo in the Hamptons or
at Barbra's concert at Madison Square Garden on 8-3-19.
Barbra's concert was in honor of the Clintons who she praised and she
trashed the Trumps so she could get funding for her boring concert tour
spotlighting her singing like a croaked frog and looking like shit on stage.
I doubt The Don cares to pay for the support of bedroom drapes
with a microphone stuck in their face pretending they don't need the money.

Mark Ronson and his little brother were there for the last
Apollo in the Hamptons as the host DJs with Mark
curating the event and rocked the house while apparently Howard
is hiding behind a rock to avoid paying Mark for the new song he
produced for Howard. Supposedly, that new song was to replace Stern's 
theme song for his stale satellite radio show until Rob Zombie revealed
that it was only a staged bit for the show and besides that, they have a
contract but who knows what goes on inside that peanut brain of Howard Stern.

Everyone remembers the messy divorce between Perelman and Ellen Barkin and she had to sell some super pricey gifts, including diamond bracelets, that he gifted her during the marriage and she had to put them on the auction block to pay her divorce lawyers. Barkin later made the news as one of the invited death dinner guests for the last supper the night before designer and Jagger's cross-dressing buddy L'Wren Scott scarfed herself to death and Barkin was her super friend and confidante. Many reports confused the storyline that L'Wren dated the son of a Rothschild when, as reported on the Beth Fan Page, she was in reality the giant arm candy of a SENIOR Rothschild family member who was in his 70's or 80's at the time and not one of the sons. Yeah, let's spill some tea and clean it up later.

I guess if the heats on, you get out. No wonder this year is the last year for Apollo at Perelman's Palace. It's a wonder they could glue the palace back together again. The house fire sparked wild rumors that Perelman was the target of a hit while others alleged valuable paintings were in the attic and Perelman cashed in on the insurance while in actuality, the paintings were shuttled off to new buyers since the ownership was allegedly in question to begin with. Was Al Mundy spotted fleeing the scene? Or was Beth smoking in the bathroom again and accidentally set the house ablaze? Howard Stern claimed circa 2002, that Beth's apartment was subject to a fire, explosion, flood and a cave-in and she moved into his apartment while repairs were done although surprisingly, she never moved back into her own apartment. Yeah, big shock. As already talked about on this blog, there is zero evidence any such fire, flood, or explosion and cave-in ever happened in NYC or anywhere near there and it would have been a major press release with or without Howard's name attached to the incident. No one really knows except Howard's shadow why he enjoys lying to his fan. I guess he is just that desperate to have some excitement in his life when his entire life mainly involves sitting in a chair doing endless searches for his name on the Internet and firing off ghost written articles about he and Beth. I mean, that's it, in between his Botox blow-ups and having more hair stitched into that macrame weave on his head.

Not guilty! Please stop engaging Natalie Wood's desperate old sister Lana Wood. She will do anything for money and that's after Lana raided Natalie's closet post-mortem and took everything that wasn't nailed down. A lot of Natalie's jewelry and photos and other personal possessions were sold years later at auction by her daughter Natasha before the value went down to nothing. A lot of the old stars' possessions do not increase in value over time since the stars are long forgotten and no one cares anymore about the memorabilia since Nat's generation is rapidly a disappearing nightmare.

Everyone is sorry about the alleged drunken passing of Natalie Wood but
thank God she isn't going to see the flop in the remaking of West Side Story
with Steven Spielberg the killer of classics.

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