Haunted Howard

So hilarious that Howard Stern AGAIN brought up the title of DAME on his rarely live stale satellite radio show today, May 15, 2018, since he can't get THIS DAME out of his head. Haunted much Howard? 

Apparently Howard cannot stop thinking about the famous blogger Dame Beth-Man and pretty funny that Howard's fan that does a daily show rundown called "MarksFriggin" omitted the "Dame" reference on Tuesday, when he did include it when Howard originally blurted out he wanted to be introduced as Dame Howard Stern, in direct reference to this blogger who is on Howard's haunted mind nonstop [Ref: BFP 5-8-18 "Howard Wants To Be a Dame"].

Howard is obsessed with Damehood!!

Maybe I can petition the Queen to consider him

next year [hahahahahahahahahahahahaha].

Howard talked about this last week, that the wife of the radio DJ Kid Kelly kept contacting Howard to help the DJ get into the Radio Hall of Fame. It took Howard a week to diss the DJ's wife on Tuesday's show calling her "Dame Kelly". Kid Kelly's wife wanted Howard to mention her husband's name and help him, yet Howard insulted her and the Radio Hall of Fame since it's bullshit and Howard can't get any real awards anyway and it might be finally sinking into that weave of his that the only awards he can get are from defunct VHS video tape rental stores.

This item is from the May 8 Howard Stern radio show and Howard
sniped at Kid Kelly's wife on his May 15 show calling her quote,
"Dame Kelly" and goofed on her to embarrass her and discourage
her husband Kid Kelly from getting into the Radio Hall of Fame.
Howard is so jealous of his former intern from 50 years ago and has
his own show on Sirius since they let anyone have a show since they've
got thousands of black holes to fill in outer space.

Howard also keeps blurting out the Marconi award trying to make fun of it when that award has him on block and a restraining order issued to keep Stern away from any real radio awards since Don Imus won four of them and Stern can't take it. Poor guy, I guess his psycho doctor has to take some meds whenever Howard comes in and plants his weave on the sofa and pours out his heart about how fame has passed him by and he has received no reputable or important honors from anyone but the O Family who love him for providing a home for their filly who had outgrown her stall in Pittsburgh and sought fame and rich married men in the Big Apple and won her class in a schooling show judged by Ralph Cirella who began to train her for her role as Mrs. Howard Stern and did the Stern makeover by wiping off her Goth makeup, taking out those multiple ear piercings, pouring bleach on her dry split ends, and got her an appointment with a diet pill. 

We all can't wait for that ghostwritten bio of Howard to hit the book stores. I've blogged about this before, but Howard's enormous sidekick Robin Quivers was also expected to do another autobiography documenting her recovery from staged cancer and she did a bunch of interviews with Stern staff and Beth O to include in her book that has yet to see the light of day. Maybe Howard wants to publish it posthumously when Robin hits the dirt and becomes fertilizer, who knows, right? No one can second guess the rarely vertical Howard Stern nowadays that needs a walking stick to help him get around and a team of lawyers to pre-approve his dull radio show script before he can read them on the air and get his handler Marci to press release some clips from the radio borecast. That's why Howard rarely talks about anything happening the same day of his radio show because he gets the scripts approved since moving to pay radio, he is solely responsible for his show content. No more blaming the station or a boss who may approve the content for broadcast like on free radio, nope, Howard is now a scared chick inside his SiriusXM cage. No, he is not a cage free hen, he lays an egg inside his cage every week.

Beth has help inside her caged kitten room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons as you can see her sneaker in the background while her servant takes a picture for her boring IG show.

We get an update from the Stern Fan Message Board and I am sure Howard appreciates their commentary as much as he appreciates the Beth Fan Page.

Andy Cohen of SiriusXM Radio Andy and the Real Housewives franchise and his Watch What Happens Live is at the upfronts for his show Love Connection and to see what shows are on the Fall schedule. 

Gee, where is Howard Stern? Oh right, he got the X from America's Got Talent and free TV has a restraining order against him again.

Heidi Klum's hit Project Runway is also scheduled to be back on BravoTV and Howard Stern isn't. 




Jimmy Kimmel is also in New York and did an ABC Upfront presentation on Tuesday and didn't seem to do any jokes against President Trump this time, at least not what I heard so far. Millionaire Jimmy was a bit ticked off at the Republicans wanting to revamp Obamacare since he may have to pay a dime out of his own pocket for his baby's post surgical medical care since the rich are a bit miffed that Obamacare may actually affect them somehow yet no one can figure out how. 

Expect Howard and Beth Buttinsky to hunt down Kimmel for a dinner date this week! Watch out Jimmy, you are nowhere near being FREE FROM THE STERNS.

#dawgshed #dawg
#bethfanpage
#bethstern  #marconi  #damehood
#nothinglikeadame #abc  #nbc
#fox  #bravo  #projectrunway
#kimmel #hollywoodstarcomingsoon