Epstein's Bar

Pretty funny that in the publicly talked about sex scandals in politics and in the entertainment industry, Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Stern are never involved or mentioned. I know, Howard's past radio interviews are being splashed on the Internet which is the task of Howard's PR team, to try to keep Howard's name in the press and insert his name in recent news items to prove the aged dinosaur is somehow relevant. 

Howard's team have scripted Howard's interviews to get something out of a guest in hopes of getting press for Howard and his boring radio show that used to consist of naked girls in the studio to drum up interest in Howard and proclaim his show as shocking when he is beyond a borefest who has his long time companion Ralph Cirella pick out his underwear for the alleged color blind radio deadweight, so he had to try and shock the audience of day time drivers.

Same with Howard being dumped onto a pay service once his national syndication deals dried up since everyone was tired of his bullshit. Now, he has to come up with something for Marci Turk to instantly press release once an aged has-been celebrity guest has left the satellite radio studio and to keep Howard's name pushed on the Internet in case someone remembers him and to remind the masses of nobodies that Howard is still having to work for a living and can't afford to retire with his Instagram housewife. A lot of those has-been guests on his radio show are desperate for any attention, so their agents STICK THEM WITH STERN and they've got to suffer through his stupid questions and put up with Howard trying to get them to admit something scandalous that matters to anyone under 70 yrs old.

So that is pretty much the function of the loud-mouthed pay for plugs aged radio DJ has-been Howard Stern. Someone is charged with digging up his old interviews to see if anyone said anything of interest or is actionable by a person seeking some press and hopefully get a lump sum payout from some aged celeb who has something to cover up and hide so they admit to a lesser offense for fear something is revealed that is really bad that would send them to jail for the remainder of their aged lives.

So why not bring up Epstein again? This blogger mentioned him briefly back in 2015 [ref: BFP 1-9-15, Shadow of a Doubt] since his client list included Angie Everhart, the former ALLEGED PAID girlfriend on paper that Howard claimed to date for real [insert laughter; as if that girl was ever slumming and giving out freebies for her time] and a bunch of other people were on his client list like Alec Baldwin [ever wonder how he met that fruitloop with the fake accent?]. Epstein never lowered the bar to let Howard be an approved client in his elite high stakes, high roller club? I mean Howard is never mentioned on any big time client list, you know, the top club for hooking up with beautiful and famous ladies, right? Gee wonder why. Oh, since Howard can't afford it other than he would jump off his balcony near Katie Lee's kitchen before he would let anyone know his secrets or lack thereof so going to any pay service where a pro or two could ferret out what Howard really does with his private parts is just too risky for a small time peon like Howard.

So what about the beautiful and famous Beth Ostrosky, who Howard introduced to his fan 17 yrs ago that he calls Beth O? Same thing since I doubt Epstein lowered the bar that much. I mean, it's doubtful that even he could market that mismatched body parts model with that lazy left eye. Beth O is not ever in the press attached to any billionaire boys club, nothing. She's not on politicians' lists or Tweet circles, sexting scandals, nothing, because Beth was the average nothing girl trolling around NY trying to become famous while her father Bob Ostrosky was being charged with felony fraud insurance in PA [it is a matter of public record that when Beth was hooking Stern in NY, daddy was a convicted felon having to pay restitution to his victims; look it up for yourself]. Pretty obvious Beth was failing at everything and her father couldn't afford to keep her in Brownstones in the Big Apple since following around Michael Cerveris when he was in the musicals Tommy and Titanic did not pay well but at least those cigarettes kept the fat off those huge thighs until Howard could afford the fat doctors to slice and dice the wide-bodied plus-sized MagicSilk lingerie model. Beth has zero proof she dated anyone save for maybe Cerveris [ref: BFP 5-12-14 Back Stage Bethie; 3-25-16 Red Carpet, I hear you calling...; 1-3-17 Cracking the Egg].

No one discovered Beth in Epstein's book of clients? Wouldn't she be listed under the Beauties section to hook her up with Baldwin or Barbara? Howard isn't even mentioned under the NY Elite section.

No, she doesn't have a small
caliber bullet lodged in her skull that is
inoperable and causing her to
twitch and freeze until it shifts.

Now you know why Hillary Clinton avoided Howard Stern forever, not just for her Presidential campaign, but to avoid his scripted interviews designed to get his guests to blurt out something in anger or frustration over their PR team STICKING THEM WITH STERN. Or, fall prey to Howard's other trick of pretending it's a bit for the air only to have your comments come back and bite you in the rear and in your pocketbook.

Hillary did consent to interviews with Jimmy Kimmel during her election campaign which proved embarrassing and were bad choices for her since she has no clue Jimmy is another scripted buffoon who tries for the headlines and is now just an anti-scientology jokester making fun of celebs like the easy target Mel Gibson during the Academy Awards broadcast he hosted earlier this year and we are stuck with him for another two years per his deal. Kimmel also allegedly facilitated the red envelope mix-up at the Oscars this year when Warren Beatty got the wrong envelope announcing the winner of Best Picture while Beatty is desperate to steal some headlines as he continues to push that mushroom faced wife in our faces every two seconds desperate to get her work on film.

Howard's going to have to pay for some scandal if he wants to be inserted in relevant news items, but I guess judging by his not having his own personal website or paying to maintain Beth's outdated website announcing the newest addition to her family, the cat named Apple [dead for two years], it proves he has no cash leftover from paying his PR team and lawyers to keep him afloat on that burnt out satellite dish spinning in circles until it falls out of the sky. As already stated a few times on this blog, all Howard can hope for is appearing in the low rent blind item press and in restaurant sightings. Pretty dismal for a guy who's worked his whole life and bought a corporate mansion in Florida where he can barely afford the electric bill and keeps 95% of the house shut down and closed off.

Beth actually thinks scoring freebie corporate tickets to a dumb basketball game is a real appearance in her capacity as a celebrity superstar.

Pretty funny that Howard still uses that loser Stern Fan Network on Facebook to defend him since he's got nothing else. His own Sirius show website just has a bunch of MSN headlines as filler since Howard rarely does a live show and he's just too boring to fill web space.

Can Sirius afford to keep relaunching those Stern satellites? I guess we'll have to wait and watch what happens as Howard faces yet another annual show budget adjustment in 2018. Gee, I sure miss those Vermont Teddy Bear commercials. I guess Howard was miffed all he got for his wedding from that company was a pair of those cheap ass Wedding Bears.

Beth is sure a classy broad, leaving her cheap ass wedding in a bar
barefoot and baring those bucked teeth. How many
people avoided this money pit? Gosh, the short list, allegedly
David Letterman, Vinnie Favale, and Dominic the Bloated [ex] Attorney.

Well, we didn't get another episode of Howard's satellite radio segment called "Howard's Boob" since it was on hiatus but never returned for a Fall season. As reported on this blog, it detailed the hilarious antics of Beth Stern, the still undiscovered talent housed at the Stern Stable of Losers. We know Beth is chomping at her bit for Howard-360 to finally happen in 2018 since she's got the Botox doc on a permanent retainer and will jump in front of those cameras a million times. As already mentioned here on this blog, Howard's Sirius satellite radio studio is the only one at Sirius without a clock inside the studio. Andy Cohen and others normally have a clock right where the host and guests can see it, and is within camera shot when photos are uploaded to the various online media sites. 

Howard does that on purpose since he sits around batching his shows all at one time and hitting buttons when he is on the air since most of his show exists on tape anyway and are rarely recorded live as this blogger has mentioned more than once in the past. Nothing new for 2018, just trying to not have anything caught on those cameras is a challenge for Howard, and why everyone is fired from his studio or behind barriers since only Howard wants to be paid extra as on-air talent.

In the meantime we'll have to stomach another year of Beth's same old fugly Christmas tree she wheels out and posts on her Instagram show with her cats disappearing from beneath it.  This was Charlie Chunk under the tree last year and is now a part of the mulch in Beth's yard and pretended she put his ashes in that giant urn in Howard's master bedroom at their Hamptons Hellhole for Captured Feline Photo Props.

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