Brucilla Jenner has admitted to having lived a lie for most of his life yet Howard seems incapable of knowing what is the truth and what is fake about his own life. He is under a delusion he is in demand and has always been in demand by Hollywood and has turned down countless phantom job offers in his head, none that could be substantiated except by a team of hypnotherapists working around the clock to crack the peanut shell under Howard's weave. I mean, he can't even admit to planting stuff in his head that acts as hair throughout his life save for admitting that he wore an obvious cheap wig for his movie debacle "Private Parts", a movie filled with fake and enhanced stories.
It's funny that so far, Brucilla Jenner [aka, Caitlyn] has snubbed Howard Stern [who is solely on the radio] and is letting Diane Sawyer, Andy Cohen, and other talk show hosts get the scoop on all his stories and about his journey from being an obnoxious catty asshole Olympic Gold medal winner to being an obnoxious catty asshole woman with nothing to do but get plastic surgery.
Gee, just like Howard Stern at this late stage in his dull life going from a long winded radio shock jock to a weak sputtering spark on a wandering satellite hosting a bunch of commercials on his talk radio show with a studio he keeps emptying out so he can be the sole star in his fantasyland world. Howard needs to admit he is a transvestite at the very least, or most, since the timing is right for that and it might get him back on television. I guess his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern could tell us the details about the husband she shares a wardrobe with when she decides to get up off the floor and stop badgering kittens in cages all day at her home in the Hamptons that she documents ad nauseam on her InstaHam site.
Howard can't even decide on a wedding anniversary date since they had two weddings according to Beth in an issue of Hamptons magazine. She stated the weddings would take place in August and October of 2008. No one knows why the happy couple never reproduced since rumor has it, allegedly neither can have a child without medical intervention and a surrogate and/or donor or two. Maybe that dress Howard likes to wear gets in the way of the pants on Beth. Who knows. Howard has failed to update his listener on the status of those disgusting sitz baths Beth takes three times a day that Howard thinks is sexy. Gosh, can't wait for that story to end up in that book he's allegedly ghostwriting and will pretend to be upset about when it's released to try and compete for headlines with Brucilla and Simon Cowell [since that jealousy is a whole other monster Howard is fighting].
It seems the new book by Brucilla Jenner is filled with stories that reveal his jealousy towards his now exwife Kris Kardashian who became Kris Jenner and is still Kris Jenner, and he skews reality and is just a basic fame whore since he has been long forgotten for winning a stupid Olympic Gold Medal that means nothing but gets you on cereal boxes and hopefully a bunch of suckers will pay to have you promote anything from burgers to sports drinks to athletic equipment. The jerk scrounged around getting weird jobs attaching his name to various companies until Kris came in and saved the day. Bruce Jenner met and married Kris and they had two children together as everyone knows and they both have had a ton of work on those faces to be marketable to the cheetos crowd in Middle America. Kris already had four children by her ex-husband, the now-deceased Robert Kardashian.
Brucilla is now Caitlyn Jenner since he still panders to Kris because everyone around her has to have the "k" sounding name since apparently Brucilla doesn't have an original thought in either of her split personalities' heads. So let's just set the stage that everything in Caitlyn's book is inflated to match her two egos. Wonder if Caitlyn addresses in her new book about the rumor that when she was still a he that Brucie and actor Scott Glenn were caught making out in a hot tub? I mean together, not with girlfriends. Oh but Caitlyn likes girls so it must be another Bruce Jenner that was between the gossip sheets about 15 years ago.
The Gold Medal is old news and now the he that's a she is old news and even older than news at this point no matter how many facelifts she gets. I guess she'll rock the girdle dresses for years to come as she ponders just how to adopt a random teenage male child who is also dealing with transgender issues and facing difficulties with living with his family. Go ahead Brucie, you've got to come up with some content for your boring life filling it with overgrown toys that you can finally afford. We don't want a second near-bankruptcy, right?
Howard Stern's life is filled with tall tales and he can't even tell the story straight as to how, when and where he met that selfie pariah Beth Ostrosky, the famous unknown invisible model from Pittsburgh who modeled everywhere before meeting Stern yet has only a few photos to prove she modeled in New Jersey for polyester pants ads in newspapers and tabloids.
We would love to hear from the first wife Alison on how many dresses went missing from her closet that ended up in the basement being altered by Ralph, Howard's constant companion and his dresser [omg] and to this day still lays out clothes on Stern's big bed for him to wear on the RADIO, yes folks, as if it matters. I know, Stern has his radio show videotaped for an unknown audience since Howard TV went bankrupt in 2013 and Stern has failed to get another sucker to fund it.
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| Foster with Streisand and McPhee on April 24 for Barbra's 75th birthday party held at Cafe Habana in Malibu. |
Funny how Howard has spun so many tall tales, one being that he is good friends with Barbra Streisand and her husband James Brolin when there is only proof of them meeting one time for that Apollo in the Hamptons event in 2014 when Howard blabbed on his radio show how he cornered Babs and Brolin for hours and had a great time. Pretty hilarious that Stern never got back in the same coastal region of Babs or Brolin since then. Same with Howard being Casamigos with Rande Gerber and George Clooney only to have them both sell out and move out of their resort in Cabo to free themselves of the annual Stern invasion. Oh but wait, Barbra had a birthday party held at Rande Gerber's club in Malibu on April 24 and I don't see any photos of Beth or Howard Stern. Gee, wonder why. But David Foster was there [the guy mentioned in that Vanity Fair excerpt above] since he is a super famous music producer and oh right, Miss Science Lover fighting to correct that lazy eye was there too that had that supposed affair [or was it a threesome] with the husband of Howard's personal and private special friend Mary McCormack.
Hey Howard, write another unauthorized autobiography and let Caitlyn ghostwrite it. She can come up with spin like no one can. Maybe she can come up with a good story about how you met Beth since you can't.
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