Birth Day

Happy Birthday to the legendary rock icon Alice Cooper, another superstar that Howard Stern will not be talking about on his radio show since he is sitting home hiding from talent. His radio show has gone into reverse and he is having a bit of trouble tripping celebs in the hallway at Sirius who have been passing over his show and running to Andy Cohen, Jenny, you know, the real shows that talk about current topics and hot gossip and it isn't just the host bragging about how famous they are or reciting their resume and making fun of wackpackers too old to be wackpackers but Howard has no new applicants to join the team of people performing for peanuts. Howard is having a second midlife crisis since he failed to score any new television job since "America's Got Talent" escaped over the Swiss Alps and climbed every mountain to flee from the East and forever know freedom on the West Coast. The wicked DJ of the East fears the Good Witch of the West and mostly runs and hides from photogs and buys up all the negatives so no one can catch him mid wig and flying around the country chasing the fame that eludes him.

Beth has that glued on man hairline
with powder filler to hide her hair loss
from over-use of hair extensions.

Pretty hilarious that Howard Stern invented another job for Beth to get her shipped out of state to Georgia to host the first ever fundraiser luncheon for that animal organization called PAWS Humane where they take public donations and decide how to dole it out to shelters or organizations they believe need it. While they decide on that, they spend your dough on their own administrative costs and the cost to hold fundraisers and pay for their keynote speaker, Beth Stern, who will travel for miles if a camera is ready and waiting for her. Good for Howard, got some free time away from the selfie monster only to hide the fact Beth seems to now be snubbed by Nasdaq. 

2-3-16, Beth is now a Georgia Peach Pit.

Yes, the Nasdaq closing bell was rung by the people from Animal Planet with the host of the surefire ratings hit the Puppy Bowl bringing a few dogs with him. The Hallmark Channel Beth Stern Kitten Bowl will always sadly trail behind since no one wants to see a bunch of helpless cats forced to run around a soundstage and pretend to be interested [for more than two seconds] in a catnip football. It's just an endless video loop with a screeching blonde woman yelling about something for two seconds about every 30 minutes of the boring show on Super Bowl Sunday.

Where will Howard be this Sunday and most of next week? Who knows, right? Can pelicans fly? I mean as far as California? Is Howard working next week? Hey, don't look at me, I know nothing.

Uh-oh, hide the belts, knives and scissors from Miss Menopause, the super global superstar Heidi Klum will be splashed across billboards across the country, many countries, promoting her own signature line of lingerie with Beth trying to walk a white line from Macon County to the Main Line of PA somewhere over the rainbow.

A series of shots of Heidi modeling her own line of lingerie will be featured on billboards across the country.